Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Federal bureau of instagrammers
Rewind meem V2.0
Hugelol: Infinity Bans
My dad is a ***ing ***
A man of future
My landlord reused this birthday bag for a Christmas present
Nice wall you got there...
first shitty meme of the year
The difference between science and the humanities
My tradition as the last unmarried in the family.
fireworks last night
Need to work on that
In Target today when All I Want for Christmas started to play
What’s the worst that could happen?
Karen, am I a joke to you?
Look who's paying a visit to an old friend
Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Feel like he is judging me for my actions last night
He actually likes this.
This Moscow Metro refuses to enter the new year.
Wait a second John, this is ME?
The poor squirrel
This guy is my spirit animal.
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a....
Found this in the elevator this morning
Someone put googly eyes on this tree branch along a river
New year, same me.
Our host's favorite part of last night was the confetti dropping, so we left her a bonus surprise when we cleaned up for her ;)
Hope you saved your trenchcoat from 1999
Quick, get away
2019 the year of short cuts.
Must be hard for Sony.
When your translator learned English by binge-watching The Sopranos.
Mr. T's tape measure
When applied correctly it stops diarrhea too.
Possibly a repost, but someone just sent this to me and I love it
People in Hawaii watching the rest of the world enter 2019
Sounds about right
The making of Chungus, the big.
Guess European kids are smarter
feeling reflective in the new year
New Year New Tracker
I trust in 2019 like the guy that put trust in the tape in this column!
The Flinstones are the first family to celebrate Christmas before Christ was even born.
It has been done.
EA finally started production of their new controller
Cranky Uber drivers
F*CK IT BOIS, WHERE GOING AT IT AGAIN!
Man plans. God laughs.
Good start to new year ;)
A Grammar Pirate
The hero we didn’t deserve
Backseat_Drivers are for breeding
Damn kids and their phones
It’s a small experiment I like to call the 69
break your cat
Anon makes friends
“Here we go again”
I got a promotion at work; wife bought me a present
When one Keanu is not enough
Ooohhhh Yeah! Dig it!
Face swap done right
Karma is a ***!!!!!
Nothing like a good vacation to recharge your batteries
Reminder to keep your snake worm.
Am I laughing too hard at this?
Found doing a locker check...
Need more time please. New Year's eve and we went to a great Chinese restaurant and this was my fortune. This gives me no time at all.
Was curious what my gf was coloring and I was not disappointed
have you seen curt’s new hat?
Well there’s the problem
We are good friend
"It's scientifically impossible to summarize all of American history in a single news headli-"
Playing Joking Hazard and this came up
I finally found it
Some call it liquid courage.
I am Lego Legolas from the Woodland Realm