Mr. T's tape measure

When applied correctly it stops diarrhea too.

Possibly a repost, but someone just sent this to me and I love it

People in Hawaii watching the rest of the world enter 2019

great game

Sounds about right

The making of Chungus, the big.

Guess European kids are smarter

feeling reflective in the new year

New Year New Tracker

I trust in 2019 like the guy that put trust in the tape in this column!

The Flinstones are the first family to celebrate Christmas before Christ was even born.

It has been done.

EA finally started production of their new controller

Cranky Uber drivers

F*CK IT BOIS, WHERE GOING AT IT AGAIN!

Ceaser salad

DeDoggo

Man plans. God laughs.

Good start to new year ;)

A Grammar Pirate

Sneaky Fox

The hero we didn’t deserve

fact

saved

Checkmate science.

Damn kids and their phones

It’s a small experiment I like to call the 69

break your cat

Anon makes friends

Grabby wabbies

“Here we go again”

I got a promotion at work; wife bought me a present

When one Keanu is not enough

Ooohhhh Yeah! Dig it!

Face swap done right

Karma is a ***!!!!!

Nothing like a good vacation to recharge your batteries

Reminder to keep your snake worm.

Boss Baby

Am I laughing too hard at this?

Found doing a locker check...

Need more time please. New Year's eve and we went to a great Chinese restaurant and this was my fortune. This gives me no time at all.

Was curious what my gf was coloring and I was not disappointed

have you seen curt’s new hat?

Well there’s the problem

We are good friend

My Prrrecious!

"It's scientifically impossible to summarize all of American history in a single news headli-"

Playing Joking Hazard and this came up

Decoy purse

I finally found it

Some call it liquid courage.

I am Lego Legolas from the Woodland Realm

I’m ashamed at how often this happens

*click click*

Someone put googly-eyes on this card display at my local Walmart

ew Year's again, never forget.

This licence plate

Sad day in my hometown

The calm before the storm... Happy New Years Everybody!

naaaaaaaaaa

Spoiled pussy

Fück fück fück

Had an intruder alert last night

Happy New Year from Australia!!!!

Motherfu#ker

Maybe I’ll wait for the DVD

Aussies are living in the future

Straight to the point. #straya

What the nature channel doesn’t show

      

Loves Metallica

Safety first

Am I a joke to you, Karen?

Coffee is good too...

Only Imperial Stormtroopers Are So Precise

Oreooooooooooooooo

It's not impossible...

Unfortunate

guide to headpatting lolis

Early sign

Fry said it best, happy new year!

Leaked photo of the next Predator movie.

2019 is cancelled, 2018 is back by popular demand

Someone took the time to paint this rock to look like a shark. Props to them I guess

Epic graffiti wall

That face for beer

Mlem

Now id watch this

What did you expect?!

Deer Confirmed

Oh no

Press S to salute this Hiro

jrlol3, do you get this a lot?

Jesus Christ, would you look at the time?

Don’t worry

Will I understand Bird Box if I haven’t seen the first one??

Treat yo self.

Figaro?