YOUR CREDIT CARD IS DECLINED

My best friend gave me the greatest Christmas card

Can we make this into a color wheel please?

Every girl on Instagram be like...

I feel better already.

An absolute unit

I hate when that shit happens

Its harder and harder to find a good woman

Harry Potter titles from Hermione's point of view.

Irish smooth talking

It’s for a friend

RIP Daredevil

On the 7th day..

No road head in California

My brother gave me this for Christmas

Most upbeat police department Google review ever

Mornings are always hell

Make it to adulthood? I dont think so...

Going to cinema

Finishing 2018 like

Ricky taking advantage of the Nova Scotian courts, Trailer Park Boys style.

They’re SO bright!

Why is this so accurate

For anyone else who's mother has a decoration that spells out Christmas in blocks

The highest floor please

I ❤ CHERNOBYL

What can we do?!

After months of trying

Doesn't really need a title

She's not a Porn Star, She's a Vagina Salesman.

My wrist doesn't feel so good

Saw a star wars post about the Empire needing an HR department reminded me of when I went for Halloween as an accountant for the Death Star.

After my favorite dog meme, here’s my favorite cat meme.

#Dogslivesmatter

Big shout out to Amazon for taking a pic of my package delivery mid throw

Dreams...

A glimpse into my future

You had your chance

Saw This, Laughed Out Loud, Wittyness At It's Best!

just smile :-D

HaHaHaaa

2020 plans?!

The perfect New Years resolution

That smile

Oh Web MD...

Oh, no thanks

Dragon Avocado! Dracarys

Bird Box was W I L D

Complete Betrayal.

And?

My brother sent this while house sitting 5 chihuahuas

Pushed around and talked about

Pfft, Easy.

That intense

When your programs aren't doing what you want

The face swap of nightmares

I need more context...way more context.

Pakistan did an Oopsie

Lotion Boss

Literally my girlfriend after we had an argument

hits me right in the feels

What’s guys really think

Hystérique!

A heckin bamboozle

Can I tell you a secret?

Optimal solution

Thanks you too

"The Texorcist"

My problem exactly.

Relatable am I right ahahaha

It puts the lotion in the basket..

Now you know why

Good halloween idea for pregnant women..

colder than-----

Welcome, to Target park

A full wolf

I am the night!!

Evolution of a gentleman

Couldn't agree more. I still think the fish should live though

People are so insecure.

Someone poured laundry detergent into the fountain in front of our neighborhood

Happiness is a choice.

Never occurred to me

'No one cared who I was until I put on the mask'

.One of my best $2 purchases.

Extremely me right now.

the whole series in a nutshell

In light of the Catholic Church headlines lately...

Done this before ??

Who needs a mirror anyway

The ultimate ruse

I don't know what this cat is going through, but I can relate

He'll grow out of it

Bat-blades anyone?

this made me blow air out of my nose

I relate to this on a deep personal level

Tips to improve your English

With his number one hit “I still miss you baby, but my aims getting better”.

Benjamin Franklin looks like my Mom when I drink too much at Christmas.

When you love too hard