We are good friend

My Prrrecious!

"It's scientifically impossible to summarize all of American history in a single news headli-"

Playing Joking Hazard and this came up

Decoy purse

I finally found it

Some call it liquid courage.

I am Lego Legolas from the Woodland Realm

I’m ashamed at how often this happens

*click click*

Someone put googly-eyes on this card display at my local Walmart

ew Year's again, never forget.

This licence plate

Sad day in my hometown

The calm before the storm... Happy New Years Everybody!

naaaaaaaaaa

Spoiled pussy

Fück fück fück

Had an intruder alert last night

Happy New Year from Australia!!!!

Motherfu#ker

Maybe I’ll wait for the DVD

Aussies are living in the future

Straight to the point. #straya

What the nature channel doesn’t show

      

Loves Metallica

Safety first

Am I a joke to you, Karen?

Coffee is good too...

Only Imperial Stormtroopers Are So Precise

Oreooooooooooooooo

It's not impossible...

Unfortunate

guide to headpatting lolis

Early sign

Fry said it best, happy new year!

Leaked photo of the next Predator movie.

2019 is cancelled, 2018 is back by popular demand

Someone took the time to paint this rock to look like a shark. Props to them I guess

Epic graffiti wall

That face for beer

Mlem

Now id watch this

What did you expect?!

Deer Confirmed

Oh no

Press S to salute this Hiro

jrlol3, do you get this a lot?

Jesus Christ, would you look at the time?

Don’t worry

Will I understand Bird Box if I haven’t seen the first one??

Treat yo self.

Figaro?

YOUR CREDIT CARD IS DECLINED

My best friend gave me the greatest Christmas card

Can we make this into a color wheel please?

Every girl on Instagram be like...

I feel better already.

An absolute unit

I hate when that shit happens

Its harder and harder to find a good woman

Harry Potter titles from Hermione's point of view.

Irish smooth talking

It’s for a friend

RIP Daredevil

On the 7th day..

No road head in California

My brother gave me this for Christmas

Most upbeat police department Google review ever

Mornings are always hell

Make it to adulthood? I dont think so...

Going to cinema

Finishing 2018 like

Ricky taking advantage of the Nova Scotian courts, Trailer Park Boys style.

They’re SO bright!

Why is this so accurate

For anyone else who's mother has a decoration that spells out Christmas in blocks

The highest floor please

I ❤ CHERNOBYL

What can we do?!

After months of trying

Doesn't really need a title

She's not a Porn Star, She's a Vagina Salesman.

My wrist doesn't feel so good

Saw a star wars post about the Empire needing an HR department reminded me of when I went for Halloween as an accountant for the Death Star.

After my favorite dog meme, here’s my favorite cat meme.

#Dogslivesmatter

Big shout out to Amazon for taking a pic of my package delivery mid throw

Dreams...

A glimpse into my future

You had your chance

Saw This, Laughed Out Loud, Wittyness At It's Best!

just smile :-D

HaHaHaaa

2020 plans?!

The perfect New Years resolution

That smile

Oh Web MD...

Oh, no thanks