Today's date...

Seems relatable

Who’s there? who’s doing this?

Made me chuckle.

dang

lunch

When someone’s after your job, but you have a license to kill...

I just got home, my wife is in our bedroom and I see this shit on the bench, felt the rage of the gods grow within me then I turned it over.

For Antarctica

Black cats lives matter too

Resolution

Everything is awesome!

son

Good boys.

I really feel like someone on the marketing team should have given this name a little bit more thought

One for the dads

Hide your women

me washing dishes

buddies

The Fiji water lady is the real winner of the Golden globes

Xenopickle

Anon is a famous historical figure

Stop loafing around

If you cant beat em, eat em

I can relate

Tougher then the sun

Why isn't there?

It do be like that sometimes...

oof

We not on his level

“Anything”

The one thing that can defeat thanos

All I can think about when people say Apple is releasing a car

Cardi Basic

So I'm Getting a Vasectomy Tomorrow...

Best friends do nothing together

Windows 10 Updates

Then ur mom hears the microwave and scares the shit outta u

..... Or eat yellow snow.

'Never tell me the odds!'

Aikman is the pale Hova.

The Dundies are really stepping it up this year

On *** design fits better here

The Lizard King speaks the truth

Hue

I dont know guys - this anime thing looks apealing

Be like Cookie Monster.

Netflix showing their golden globes.

My wife literally said, “don’t move”, then snapped this pic of me

Cody Parkey

Who’s ready for another work week?

What are you a gay fish?

The drama of living alone

normal move

Free Belly Rubs

Clear, explicit communication. I like it.

There’s bravery and then there’s bravery

This is art

Sorry mate, wrong path.

I wrote “Free to good home” in the description

When you hover the streetview guy above area 51 it turns into a UFO.

How to get a husband, 1938 edition. #40 will definitely get them.

Jogging from perspective of animals

Being a writer is easy

One slip of the hand and it’s gg

Y E E T

People like this is why we find it hard to admit to girls that we like anime...

No words can express these three cards in action

she's just a lil bit hungry, peter

Future is real

ORA!

Cartoon dad alignment chart

The cute little messages I find during my casual walks/hikes

damn I'm poor

I mean it’s not wrong.

Wonder if his aim is better

Bender after a day of shooting Futurama

Spotted in Mexico

Or upvoting from 68 to 69

Rethinking my life choices

When the photographer calls you cute while taking your pictures.

That's acute joke.

Yes, please be more considerate for those of us eavesdropping.

All the men waiting for the women to finish shopping

LADS

Tried to make chocolate chip cookies. Ended up with a chocolate chip cookie.

Bill Nye the Science Guy, meet my friend…

All my dreams are shattered

The last image gets me

McDonalds cheaped out on translation services....or hired exactly the right person?

Darth Smeargol.

Got a bit buzzed

We should all probably hide

soooo.... no shots?

No, hamburgers are round here, no flat.

Relatable

OC for OC gods

when op actually makes some oc.

Whatever makes you happy.

Pit Bulls are just land seals