I am the lord of fire

As a plumber, he should be used to making House calls.

Let the gsmes begin.

We need some milk

Mhhh excellent...

Well Fcuk me...what are the odds!!

It really do be like that sometimes.

I brushed my cats head and now it looks like it wants to build a wall

This is mafia...

Sky bison is best bison.

Odin was a bad father

You were the chosen one!

You HAVE to see it

If my friend was a Doctor...

The Flat Earth Anti-Vax Institute of Technology

Now this is a society I can live in

When I grow up, I want to be the guy that writes the subtitles for movies and shows.

Show me the lie

Space travel when?

Ivan the sharpshooter

well you're wrong

A fat one

Greedy Gandalf

Hol on now

The only truth is killing kids is easy

D'oh

He won the battle but at what cost ....

oh ho!

the reality of Virtual Reality

He looks like

-HOW DARE YOU!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Paw patrol lol

Couldn’t be mad about this guy

Wholesome

Almost got me

Kinky *** likes to watch

Family photo gone wrong.

Thank you

Important gang signs to remember

Little butt crack.

Behind every statue, there is a story. Legends are immortalized.

spooked

A most heinous crime

Chattering animal

Cartman's confessions.

Am I crazy or is this accurate?

I can think of 216000 people who'd want to be on a Tarantino movie RN

thats a good angle tho

The difference between The Simpsons and South Park.

@jrol

The truth is here!

Still Waiting !

I will post this every day til 2020

On a friends office door.

HHMMMMMMM!!!!!

Gonna be hard

*Awkward smiling intensifies*

*Huff* "With these spiders after us, I don't see this getting any worse!"

LAAANAAAAA!!!

Ouh, thats a good one

Man the new trailer for Into the Spider-Verse, looks really good

I wanna do this test

When you enter Maximum Borkdrive

Thats how it works

Me and your dad

My son got me a sympathy card for my 40th birthday ...

personal

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Pete's a bloody legend

for real, how did that happen?

Yeah that’s relatable

it was a mistake

Peterson Renegade Angel

lemme get uhhhhhhhh some more pixels

Think of it like awkward questions at a family gathering: entirely unavoidable

It was never the same after that summer.

Yeah, I'm into BDSM

This is the type of photo shoot I can really get behind.

Saw this at my job today.

Fantasstic movie

Pretty accurate tbh

Enough's enough.

The cathedral

I've been trying to figure out what this means for about ten minutes. My two braincells have failed.

Learn the difference people!

My life be like

Greatest response to a 1 Star Yelp review I have ever seen

Hit her with the finisher

Advertising at it's best

Friendly Traffic Stop

Pub of truth

That would be lit

My white friend who thinks she’s black posted this. I’ve translated it.

Subwoofer for AirPods

W O R T H

I stole it from r/dank

It’s true and this is probably going to get taken down

Give up smoking

New Year's Resolution of mine