Give up smoking

New Year's Resolution of mine

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

Well just about soiled my pants here.

Bit of a weird name

Do you remember?

Give it a chance Brian

Dogzilla

Dad-son relationship

What games you got for it?

Hey I just found a box kitty :-D

A bit late for that, but thanks

Please keep doing this.

This comment made my day

press Q

Me when we were having english lesson

Yeah, WTF Natasha...

Calm down there satan...

What in the hell, Spongebob?

This is so sad

When an Oreo cookie doesn't have enough cream in the middle.

I was so distracted by the pants, didn't even notice the 186-month old 'baby' in the cart

the universe hates me

Terry Crews as.. Popeye?

I have to-do it I can't resist

you will get them next time champ

How do I turn it on again???

How to become a fossil

Feathered Dinosaurs ?

Found this one in my gallery

Chinese KFC is all about honesty

I can feel my tongue burning as I read this

This is so accurate it's amazing.

My suspicions have been confirmed

Girlfriend 2019

water electrolysis: Let is gooo....let it goooo

This happens when you want to steal from an UFC fighter

Dude your name is

The wifey said I have to take this down from my daughter's nursery immediately or she's taking the baby and leaving me

Donny is a genius

How can they all be photogenic??

My crush asked me about my playlist so I sent her.

Inside the dogs mind be like.

She is a star now

First aid for sore throats

That cat now has a premium Snapchat

It really does be like that

Guy finds garbage bags dumped on his farm. Opens bags to reveal dildo dumper's address...

don't cry...

Where is the smaller fish then?

fixed

I've rearranged the kid's play mat a month ago and the wife still hasn't noticed.

bald man hit in the head by soccer ball

Is this thing supposed to look like me?

Inyeet the funstuff.

hmmmmmmmmmmm

Today's date...

Seems relatable

Who’s there? who’s doing this?

Made me chuckle.

dang

lunch

When someone’s after your job, but you have a license to kill...

I just got home, my wife is in our bedroom and I see this shit on the bench, felt the rage of the gods grow within me then I turned it over.

For Antarctica

Black cats lives matter too

Resolution

Everything is awesome!

son

Good boys.

I really feel like someone on the marketing team should have given this name a little bit more thought

One for the dads

Hide your women

me washing dishes

buddies

The Fiji water lady is the real winner of the Golden globes

Xenopickle

Anon is a famous historical figure

Stop loafing around

If you cant beat em, eat em

I can relate

Tougher then the sun

Why isn't there?

It do be like that sometimes...

oof

We not on his level

“Anything”

The one thing that can defeat thanos

All I can think about when people say Apple is releasing a car

Cardi Basic

So I'm Getting a Vasectomy Tomorrow...

Best friends do nothing together

Windows 10 Updates

Then ur mom hears the microwave and scares the shit outta u

..... Or eat yellow snow.

'Never tell me the odds!'

Aikman is the pale Hova.

The Dundies are really stepping it up this year

On *** design fits better here

The Lizard King speaks the truth