I pretty much like cookies. Cookies are awesome.
Who’s there? who’s doing this?
Made me chuckle.
When someone’s after your job, but you have a license to kill...
I just got home, my wife is in our bedroom and I see this shit on the bench, felt the rage of the gods grow within me then I turned it over.
Black cats lives matter too
Everything is awesome!
I really feel like someone on the marketing team should have given this name a little bit more thought
One for the dads
Hide your women
me washing dishes
The Fiji water lady is the real winner of the Golden globes
Anon is a famous historical figure
Stop loafing around
If you cant beat em, eat em
I can relate
Tougher then the sun
Why isn't there?
It do be like that sometimes...
We not on his level
The one thing that can defeat thanos
All I can think about when people say Apple is releasing a car
So I'm Getting a Vasectomy Tomorrow...
Best friends do nothing together
Windows 10 Updates
Then ur mom hears the microwave and scares the shit outta u
..... Or eat yellow snow.
'Never tell me the odds!'
Aikman is the pale Hova.
The Dundies are really stepping it up this year
On *** design fits better here
The Lizard King speaks the truth
I dont know guys - this anime thing looks apealing
Be like Cookie Monster.
Netflix showing their golden globes.
My wife literally said, “don’t move”, then snapped this pic of me
Who’s ready for another work week?
What are you a gay fish?
The drama of living alone
Free Belly Rubs
Clear, explicit communication. I like it.
There’s bravery and then there’s bravery
This is art
Sorry mate, wrong path.
I wrote “Free to good home” in the description
When you hover the streetview guy above area 51 it turns into a UFO.
How to get a husband, 1938 edition. #40 will definitely get them.
Jogging from perspective of animals
Being a writer is easy
One slip of the hand and it’s gg
Y E E T
People like this is why we find it hard to admit to girls that we like anime...
No words can express these three cards in action
she's just a lil bit hungry, peter
Future is real
Cartoon dad alignment chart
The cute little messages I find during my casual walks/hikes
damn I'm poor
I mean it’s not wrong.
Wonder if his aim is better
Bender after a day of shooting Futurama
Spotted in Mexico
Or upvoting from 68 to 69
Rethinking my life choices
When the photographer calls you cute while taking your pictures.
That's acute joke.
Yes, please be more considerate for those of us eavesdropping.
All the men waiting for the women to finish shopping
Tried to make chocolate chip cookies. Ended up with a chocolate chip cookie.
Bill Nye the Science Guy, meet my friend…
All my dreams are shattered
The last image gets me
McDonalds cheaped out on translation services....or hired exactly the right person?
Got a bit buzzed
We should all probably hide
soooo.... no shots?
No, hamburgers are round here, no flat.
not how chess works but okay
OC for OC gods
when op actually makes some oc.