I'm blue

The beginning...

hhhhMMMMM

Must save the world

Google knows what's up.

whole different story

lmao gottem

that explains a lot

This bathroom sign

You're going down with me

General situation when you want to stroke a cat.

My kids look like lower level thugs just starting out.

Went to the bank today to cash a check, needless to say my boyfriend got bored. He’s a keeper

About 10 wood

Modern evolution

BK roasting strategy

We’ve been arguing as to whether or not his new haircut makes him look like a mature lesbian.

no need

Don’t tap the glass.

Damn it honey!

Found in Detroit, MI

Coffee shop rules

only if she's hot

It really is

Should be on madlads instead

"Patreon donation link here''

General Kenobi

Quite An Inconspicuous Car Ornament

Dear jerks...

Googled "dryer vent" and this is what popped up

We’re all living in 2019 while this man is living in 1940

Still Life

Was relatable

Disney books are getting a bit risqué...

Jason Momoa photobombing wedding photos

Now is not the time

When men were men.

D’oh

Thomas had to leave.

Beesechurger

When Thanos realized he ***ed up

How to mess with your cat

Wu Tang is for the children

Carry on

Colors different elements make

1 Million Dollar Question

Sweet potato fries makes it a healthy meal

Relatable

Y E E T

As an American, I can't argue with this

6 feet vs 5 feet 11

Meditating

Expectations vs Reality!

Guess its fine

Wait...

Who there?

NNNNEEEERRRRDDDD!!!!

Rejected Andy Samberg's Golden Globe jokes

They're both gay so it works

They're all so fabulo.. Never mind.

Gone too far

1337

She can cook and burn

interesting...

But I don’t want to go to sleep!

Just sitting there and smiling like a stupid

If you don't love LOTR don't bother reading

I am 18 and 21 in some states

I needed my wife and daughters to smile during a photo shoot, so I told a dad joke.

Stoneage neandertalic 50 Kb Stick

Pain and gain

These agreeable napkins

On the dangers of simian/canine symbiosis.

I parked next to my soulmate this morning

damn chad

Faceswap gone right

bloody hell

Nice

I think my Barista is gay.

Virtue Man

Fact

This so ***ing accurate.

Harry Potter and the economic problems of the U.S.S.R.

Thank you doctor, very cool

The curvature of each planet is important

That's universal truth.......

No offense but

Never give up..

I was asked to make the print for our new fridge

Bird Boss.

That there better be vodka

Sirens Call

Food is food

↔↔↔↔↔

The graphics outside are shit

When train conductors pass each other

Wise words from wise person

WTF DUDE

Wow, so offended.

Outstanding move. . .