In 3 years of doing pizza delivery, this is by far the funniest delivery instruction line I've ever seen
An ordinary building with windows..
A show about a guy dating multiple women at once, watched by women who hate guys that date multiple women at once.
I have them almost every week
When your Wife runs shit in the house.
a true hero
Winter, when the leaves have fallen and the trees are bear
The youth of today
No showers please
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em
Thank you, nick.
Don't be sad
For a dollar a day you can help support Jeff Bezos
Don't do meth kids.
Google street maps waving to Bing
He seems honest
Mark Zuckerberg on a roadtrip.
911, what's your emergency sir?
Invisible man falls to death
I need a RN!
This Grafitti somewhere in Vienna
it really do be like that sometimes
try not to think about it
I bet he feels it now
Expectation vs really
Does a lot.
replace girlfriend with discord tho
A silent guardian
That would've been quite the twist
Pico the 23 year old cat.
How you trick a monkey
Well that's one solution
Mom, answer. Mom?
Funny cause it’s true
Friend faceswapped with a Wendys cup. Results better than expected.
My dog is terrible at hide and seek
Task failed successfully
Bike for sale.
You can’t say they were lying...
It's always worth the effort
How 2 lyfe
Art school of fish.
You gotta do with what you have.
Plz no repost
A very good story
My favorite magazine
thats just how the mafia works
Be like Micheal
Must save the world
Google knows what's up.
whole different story
that explains a lot
This bathroom sign
You're going down with me
General situation when you want to stroke a cat.
My kids look like lower level thugs just starting out.
Went to the bank today to cash a check, needless to say my boyfriend got bored. He’s a keeper
About 10 wood
BK roasting strategy
We’ve been arguing as to whether or not his new haircut makes him look like a mature lesbian.
Don’t tap the glass.
Damn it honey!
Found in Detroit, MI
Coffee shop rules
only if she's hot
It really is
Should be on madlads instead
"Patreon donation link here''
Quite An Inconspicuous Car Ornament
Googled "dryer vent" and this is what popped up
We’re all living in 2019 while this man is living in 1940
Disney books are getting a bit risqué...
Jason Momoa photobombing wedding photos
Now is not the time
When men were men.
Thomas had to leave.
When Thanos realized he ***ed up