In 3 years of doing pizza delivery, this is by far the funniest delivery instruction line I've ever seen

An ordinary building with windows..

A show about a guy dating multiple women at once, watched by women who hate guys that date multiple women at once.

Missippi...

I have them almost every week

When your Wife runs shit in the house.

a true hero

Winter, when the leaves have fallen and the trees are bear

The youth of today

No showers please

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

Thank you, nick.

Don't be sad

For a dollar a day you can help support Jeff Bezos

Don't do meth kids.

Expired Milk

Lightnning mcmeth

*Slams desk

Google street maps waving to Bing

He seems honest

Mark Zuckerberg on a roadtrip.

911, what's your emergency sir?

Invisible man falls to death

I need a RN!

This Grafitti somewhere in Vienna

it really do be like that sometimes

try not to think about it

I bet he feels it now

Expectation vs really

Does a lot.

replace girlfriend with discord tho

A silent guardian

That would've been quite the twist

Pico the 23 year old cat.

How you trick a monkey

hurts

Well that's one solution

Mom, answer. Mom?

Funny cause it’s true

Bug Bois

Friend faceswapped with a Wendys cup. Results better than expected.

Sad Max

My dog is terrible at hide and seek

Friendly coworkers

Task failed successfully

Bike for sale.

You can’t say they were lying...

Domestication

It's always worth the effort

How 2 lyfe

Art school of fish.

You gotta do with what you have.

Plz no repost

understandable tho

A very good story

*boeing*

My favorite magazine

thats just how the mafia works

Be like Micheal

I'm blue

The beginning...

hhhhMMMMM

Must save the world

Google knows what's up.

whole different story

lmao gottem

that explains a lot

This bathroom sign

You're going down with me

General situation when you want to stroke a cat.

My kids look like lower level thugs just starting out.

Went to the bank today to cash a check, needless to say my boyfriend got bored. He’s a keeper

About 10 wood

Modern evolution

BK roasting strategy

We’ve been arguing as to whether or not his new haircut makes him look like a mature lesbian.

no need

Don’t tap the glass.

Damn it honey!

Found in Detroit, MI

Coffee shop rules

only if she's hot

It really is

Should be on madlads instead

"Patreon donation link here''

General Kenobi

Quite An Inconspicuous Car Ornament

Dear jerks...

Googled "dryer vent" and this is what popped up

We’re all living in 2019 while this man is living in 1940

Still Life

Was relatable

Disney books are getting a bit risqué...

Jason Momoa photobombing wedding photos

Now is not the time

When men were men.

D’oh

Thomas had to leave.

Beesechurger

When Thanos realized he ***ed up