Bird box ruined my friend’s tattoo that he got 2 years ago.

How I look at my son when I catch him doing a fortnite dance in public.

WTF Evolution?

It’s even in the right order

You think YOU live in a rough neighborhood...

one huge step for humanity... i guess

My coworker's sweater matches this instant coffee pack

It be like that though

This cat fully shaved... except for its face

bruh

Here, have some giggles!

Wife made croissants for brunch today.

This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

I'd forgotten about these "Pencil Pal" strips. Some of them are quite extraordinary.

Drunk driving done responsibly

Honey, you remember that night when Becky and I went to Los Angeles for the weekend.... Ummmm yeah about that.

My 2 year old put chicken nuggets in her bubble gum machine within an hour of receiving it

the scroll of truth

Wild at heart

I think we can all relate to Randy.

Legend has it he loved tator tots.

The best homework answer.

Maybe his wife left because his ‘2 inch PP’

A face swapped cat and dog

The irony is unreal

Wine sale! Great deals ending soon!

What a good man!

The most intense look of love and desire one can have

This egg is going to surpass Kylie Jenner’s instagram post with the most likes

What animal made these tracks? The dickalope?

Got lucky with the draw during Cards Against Humanity

My friend saw this hero patrolling Columbus

The Weekend of JR

Finally

@Farris

*sigh*.Unzips pants.

Dads be like that sometimes

Turns out you only get one chance at the photo.. but they do provide you with background options

Predictible but kek

Wait...who’s pregnant??

T-1000

Work rule no. 57

Worth it

Here's a photo of a current Cowboys cheerleader with two cheerleaders from their last Superbowl Team.

Marvel, take notes.

Shopping list

Arthur’s Dad Was A Savage.

Another day, another pain.

We must riot for poshMB's rights!

This bathroom is making me want to try unrealistic challenges.

G R U N T

Personification of the chair in my room

So thats how they do it...

I like my doors shaken, not stirred

Still alive

Don’t mind if i do

Glitch in the matrix in the matrix

Where are the shoes

I remember when I was younger my parents would say "DON'T PUT THAT NASTY SNOWBALL IN MY FREEZER! YOU CAN DO THAT WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN!" Guess who has a nasty snowman in their freezer

Reality at its best

When drawing becomes reality...

That’s nice

Why does Nick look like he's about to introduce Sexual Chocolate

For All my Bob Ross Fans Out There

foreshadowed

rawr xD

That's a nice one

Hoggle aged so gracefully...

*Screams*

Just in case you were having a good day.

Disgusting...

Anon has an iPhone

load confirmed

Hello guyzzzz

HE'S MELTING SAVE HIM!!!

Relatable

Hello bus stop my old friend

degeneracy

We need more people like you!

Thought it belongs here

The shit house poet strikes again

best of best

A simple spell, quite breackable

Because. Australia.

To the bone.

Sadly

It has been 3 weeks. Good bye hopes and dream

jon  

My English teacher drew this for the class a few days before our graduation

typical carnivore humor

"I see you behind the bush"

Relatable

Yikes

Bueeee

I'm done with RyanAir.

Tough choice mate

they will never see you coming.

she's underage too...

Damn, really wish I could read this

Goin’ shoppin’