Why I wish I were a cat

Girls vs guys.

wouldnt want to get banned for posting a swastika

Costs more, does less, simple as that

That’s how it be

This is history right here

This is why people struggle to spell superhero names!

Outstanding indeed.

Behold, King Seeker Frampt

Did you really need to ask?

With over 26 million likes so far, an egg is officially the most liked picture on IG. Good job internet.

Serve and protect!

This is how mafia works

Hehe

I dtoöe this from nein gag. ._.

Shortcut

STFU Pauline

Hm, the battle of stans

I'm proud of you son

Guys and Gals, we have proof of the robot uprising. That wasn't an accident.

the parents tolerated it because he's famous

Nice aiming

It ain't much

Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.

Bring me another smurf!

Eeeeww.

Deleted Ending (recovered scene)

B I G M I S S

Bird box ruined my friend’s tattoo that he got 2 years ago.

How I look at my son when I catch him doing a fortnite dance in public.

WTF Evolution?

It’s even in the right order

You think YOU live in a rough neighborhood...

one huge step for humanity... i guess

My coworker's sweater matches this instant coffee pack

It be like that though

This cat fully shaved... except for its face

bruh

Here, have some giggles!

Wife made croissants for brunch today.

This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

I'd forgotten about these "Pencil Pal" strips. Some of them are quite extraordinary.

Drunk driving done responsibly

Honey, you remember that night when Becky and I went to Los Angeles for the weekend.... Ummmm yeah about that.

My 2 year old put chicken nuggets in her bubble gum machine within an hour of receiving it

the scroll of truth

Wild at heart

I think we can all relate to Randy.

Legend has it he loved tator tots.

The best homework answer.

Maybe his wife left because his ‘2 inch PP’

A face swapped cat and dog

The irony is unreal

Wine sale! Great deals ending soon!

What a good man!

The most intense look of love and desire one can have

This egg is going to surpass Kylie Jenner’s instagram post with the most likes

What animal made these tracks? The dickalope?

Got lucky with the draw during Cards Against Humanity

My friend saw this hero patrolling Columbus

The Weekend of JR

Finally

@Farris

*sigh*.Unzips pants.

Dads be like that sometimes

Turns out you only get one chance at the photo.. but they do provide you with background options

Predictible but kek

Wait...who’s pregnant??

T-1000

Work rule no. 57

Worth it

Here's a photo of a current Cowboys cheerleader with two cheerleaders from their last Superbowl Team.

Marvel, take notes.

Shopping list

Arthur’s Dad Was A Savage.

Another day, another pain.

We must riot for poshMB's rights!

This bathroom is making me want to try unrealistic challenges.

G R U N T

Personification of the chair in my room

So thats how they do it...

I like my doors shaken, not stirred

Still alive

Don’t mind if i do

Glitch in the matrix in the matrix

Where are the shoes

I remember when I was younger my parents would say "DON'T PUT THAT NASTY SNOWBALL IN MY FREEZER! YOU CAN DO THAT WHEN YOU GET YOUR OWN!" Guess who has a nasty snowman in their freezer

Reality at its best

When drawing becomes reality...

That’s nice

Why does Nick look like he's about to introduce Sexual Chocolate

For All my Bob Ross Fans Out There

foreshadowed

rawr xD

That's a nice one

Hoggle aged so gracefully...

*Screams*

Just in case you were having a good day.

Disgusting...

Anon has an iPhone