I was enjoying the morning walk and I almost had a heart attack

Yipee!

Complaining to Jesus

I declare a thumb war

What a struggle...

Spicy healing water

CAN'T YOU KNOCK!!!??

Crazy how that is

Can you beat Aunt May with your #30YearsChallenge

He drinks chonka cola

My idea versus reality

Thievery continues...

He can tick that one off the fetish list.

Can I lick it?

Much excite

We are all doomed.

And I'll gonna make taco bell pay for it all

it be like that

Looks like she just told him to Gohan home.

Phineas and Ferb was so hilarious

Riot for PoshMB and VonBaron!

Wifi material

Isn’t that how it’s supposed to... never mind...

Yes I’m alone, but alone and free!

Keep up the riot barrage

This is the kind of stuff that you miss out on if you don’t sort by newt

1st cut a hole in the box...

Wife: You only get one closet for your tools. Husband: hold my utility belt

Fergus you were adopted

They just put these up at my school

Fluck off

Wonder about that Chicken no more.

I truly hate wheel of fortune but...

Dedicating a book...

The live action reboot of "Up" is off to a weird start

Almost got me.

it easy

This was in the local news...

The demons are coming.

but mom...

Meanwhile at the White House

It do be like that though.

My mum and probably most people’s when showing them a picture

Crying out loud

Oh!! That's what he was saying!!

the first yeet in existence

I can explain...

it kinda looks like a dick and balls tho

The skin between my toes has built up to the point it just sheds on its own

Happy Taco Tuesday my friends.

Why I drink coffee

Blue lives matter Becky and Chad

Maybe the "No" option doesn't even work

The Price Is Life

woah jack!

Push me to the edge...

Anything for the company sir.

Riots must ensue!

RIOT!!!

Well, he asked for it. It’s a bare bear.

Adam Savage got a ruler tattooed on his arm so he can measure things with his arm

My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him

No more mister nice cat

We are a little upset

Relaxing ambients...?

Meanwhile in parallel universe.

Brushing

Nameplate on my boss’s desk

The doggo just wants to play

Your package has been delivered.

My local thrift store put Bibles in the fiction section.

Celebrating like a national champion today.

Two formats, one important question

Kazuma should whip Aqua like Xerxes whipping the sea

Had to explain to my dad why I was laughing so hard at this pic from his hike. Took him a bit.

It was super effective

Merchant 100

When meat merchandiser is a horror movies fan

Ah, the memories

Story Driven Games

He just screams joy

Obviously not a big deal

Royale with cheese

Mornin’ *half-ass hand wave*

Mike Rowe might be a little crazy or a little funny...

The most powerful autobot

Just like the lottery

Nova Scotia Craft Beer Glass

I’ll kill you...

When you try to take a selfie with your dog...

I asked my wife to put abusive notes in my lunchbox instead of the usual soppy love notes. This is day 2

Human reality

How to take a picture from the mirror you want to sell...

M'laze

Came across this gem as I tidied old childhood books today

Cosmo and Wanda still think they slick

Doggosaurus

Just go to sleep!

Last man standing

Top ten facts you need to tell to your familly