My roommate fell asleep at the library so I put 50 Shades of Grey in front of him
No more mister nice cat
We are a little upset
Relaxing ambients...?
Meanwhile in parallel universe.
Brushing
Nameplate on my boss’s desk
The doggo just wants to play
Your package has been delivered.
My local thrift store put Bibles in the fiction section.
Celebrating like a national champion today.
Two formats, one important question
Kazuma should whip Aqua like Xerxes whipping the sea
Had to explain to my dad why I was laughing so hard at this pic from his hike. Took him a bit.
It was super effective
Merchant 100
When meat merchandiser is a horror movies fan
Ah, the memories
Story Driven Games
He just screams joy
Obviously not a big deal
Royale with cheese
Mornin’ *half-ass hand wave*
Mike Rowe might be a little crazy or a little funny...
The most powerful autobot
Just like the lottery
Nova Scotia Craft Beer Glass
I’ll kill you...
When you try to take a selfie with your dog...
I asked my wife to put abusive notes in my lunchbox instead of the usual soppy love notes. This is day 2
Human reality
How to take a picture from the mirror you want to sell...
M'laze
Came across this gem as I tidied old childhood books today
Cosmo and Wanda still think they slick
Doggosaurus
Just go to sleep!
Last man standing
Top ten facts you need to tell to your familly
Damn you steam
*chuckle*
Relax; this is not a bathroom tissue ad.
If only Tesla was alive
incorrect password
AYAYAYAYYYY
epic
Condoms will now be referred to as Ad-blockers
Every ***ing indian movies.
they have some high tier gayness
What are furries called if their fursona is a fruit?
oof
So sad when your meme dies on Rising with 50 upvotes when there are 220k active users
Business per usual
The comment at the bottom..
“Artist”
but it really be like that
THIS IS MY PLASTIC FORK!
Don't cut down trees
Outstanding move indeed!
I definitely feel like this while interviewing...
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving
there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm...
I confirm this message!
Is this meme still relevant
Don’t mess with the alpaca
Things your truck lets you do that your wife won't.
“Honey... why are we in Cleveland?”
I still can't do a rubik's cube.
The Rob Cycle
My friend’s kid’s diaper report from daycare ... *faints*
Let’s be real. This is just an adult lunchable.
weebs
(stifled moans)
shit negro, that's all you had to say
Dr. Doofenschmirtz at it again.
The ultimate proof that anime is cancer
One of my couch cushions is staring at me.
Perfect Artist
$$$
That is pure genius !
double standards
random company > apple
Facts
Must go faster must go faster
tik-tok motherf*ckers
Guess i downloaded the wrong one.
What underage teens look like with vapes.
Omg, his face makes me die
Impeccably-dressed kitty carefully surveying wet market in Vietnam.
cyberlizard
But I WAS born in the 90’s!
Mainstream manipulation...
My mum bought a sweater for our dog but I had a different idea.
Stupid cowboy architects.
No childhood cartoon was complete without seeing this ad 10 times a day.
Sick tat
The curse