double standards

random company > apple

Facts

Must go faster must go faster

tik-tok motherf*ckers

Guess i downloaded the wrong one.

What underage teens look like with vapes.

Omg, his face makes me die

Impeccably-dressed kitty carefully surveying wet market in Vietnam.

cyberlizard

But I WAS born in the 90’s!

Mainstream manipulation...

My mum bought a sweater for our dog but I had a different idea.

Stupid cowboy architects.

No childhood cartoon was complete without seeing this ad 10 times a day.

Sick tat

The curse

I crack myself up.

Hans Gruber continued to be a villain later on in his life as well..

glub

Perfectly balanced

Hmmm

Hurt lvl 999999999

Psychotherapist

*dab in 1932*

This abomination needs a name

I expect my Father to do the same.

I’m fine...

Let me introduce you the frappajappajooza!!

Bird Box

Why I wish I were a cat

Girls vs guys.

wouldnt want to get banned for posting a swastika

Costs more, does less, simple as that

That’s how it be

This is history right here

This is why people struggle to spell superhero names!

Outstanding indeed.

Behold, King Seeker Frampt

Did you really need to ask?

With over 26 million likes so far, an egg is officially the most liked picture on IG. Good job internet.

Serve and protect!

This is how mafia works

Hehe

I dtoöe this from nein gag. ._.

Shortcut

STFU Pauline

Hm, the battle of stans

I'm proud of you son

Guys and Gals, we have proof of the robot uprising. That wasn't an accident.

the parents tolerated it because he's famous

Nice aiming

It ain't much

Meet the Fibonnaci Bear, the absolute master of Golden Ratios.

Bring me another smurf!

Eeeeww.

Deleted Ending (recovered scene)

B I G M I S S

Bird box ruined my friend’s tattoo that he got 2 years ago.

How I look at my son when I catch him doing a fortnite dance in public.

WTF Evolution?

It’s even in the right order

You think YOU live in a rough neighborhood...

one huge step for humanity... i guess

My coworker's sweater matches this instant coffee pack

It be like that though

This cat fully shaved... except for its face

bruh

Here, have some giggles!

Wife made croissants for brunch today.

This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

I'd forgotten about these "Pencil Pal" strips. Some of them are quite extraordinary.

Drunk driving done responsibly

Honey, you remember that night when Becky and I went to Los Angeles for the weekend.... Ummmm yeah about that.

My 2 year old put chicken nuggets in her bubble gum machine within an hour of receiving it

the scroll of truth

Wild at heart

I think we can all relate to Randy.

Legend has it he loved tator tots.

The best homework answer.

Maybe his wife left because his ‘2 inch PP’

A face swapped cat and dog

The irony is unreal

Wine sale! Great deals ending soon!

What a good man!

The most intense look of love and desire one can have

This egg is going to surpass Kylie Jenner’s instagram post with the most likes

What animal made these tracks? The dickalope?

Got lucky with the draw during Cards Against Humanity

My friend saw this hero patrolling Columbus

The Weekend of JR

Finally

@Farris

*sigh*.Unzips pants.

Dads be like that sometimes

Turns out you only get one chance at the photo.. but they do provide you with background options

Predictible but kek

Wait...who’s pregnant??

T-1000