Poultry prejudice

France doing France-things

Best friend has a terminal heart condition and has been given X number of years to live more times than we can count. He’s still kicking, and his birthday was on the weekend. So I made him a card.

I am not hungry anymore

When life gives you a golden opportunity but you're too stupid

Can't say I'm disappointed

Need a hug today?

Suusaaan!

How to escape death & other awkward situations

How to stay fit if you're old

The secret to the secret

Brutal cooking show

Made me laugh probably more than it should have

good noodle

Bet he was from Florida

So close

Please Jacob, DON’T!

That boy ain't right.

IT'S MA'AM

Visibly confused

This is the best example of "old but gold"

Only 90’s kids will understand

Hangover by Age

Bees...

I hate you

Relax. Have a Pepsi.

Ill take all your stock

Hugelol #1

All star all the way

Gee. Why didn’t I think of that sooner!!

Most relatable lecture ever...

Good job

The eye of the tiger!

Ugandan television is an out of body experience

Duck and cover!!!

Jesus Scares

Missing dog

I aint no weed. Source IG @sciencefunn

Be like that...

Taco Tuesday anyone?

Strumming my pain with his fingers, singing my life with his words...

It’s always the weird kids man

Tyrion Lannister found selling vegetables in Pakistan

Surprising plot twist

Flat Earth Eclipse

*Russian anthem starts*

How 5 seconds rule really works

Oh shit he can’t here us

I’m a winner

When Grandma babysits for the weekend

It ain’t much

Wait.... that’s illegal

Yeah, man. Sure.

Size matters.

The shadow...

How to break the news...

Her: “How long do I have to suck for?” Me:

the face of dissapointment

Ha!!

Oof

Disney is getting edgy.

Poor Kermit!

Sneeky

Canada

Drink the kool-aid

Awh hellllll no

Wooaaaah

Light and fluffy

Poor choice of bathroom attire

When the tables turn

How I have felt for the past 3 years

Spectacles

Oof ouch owie

Spiderwam

Sad but true... 10 years of technical support experience.

USA

Woken

Let the light spread...

Peak laziness

Childhood memories

Her proposition is tempting!

I surely won't bite

My life

that's my type of setting off an alarm

What we all think when we see that lonely table in the pizza box.

God dammit

The mighty cat war of 2019

Motivated and Over weighted

If you go down to the woods tonight...

Dear men...

I want that dog.

*** Instagram

I need this printed in my car

Sass from food?

Sorry it’s not upside down

stupid question

From another perspective.

It's the ***in

This Valentine I'ma make all of you mine

Baby Scooby doo