Caught my girlfriend doing her makeup this morning.

haha six girls haha

Was going to book uber but..

Buncha liars

so much for blaming the dryer.

secruity

Real danger

K9 Report

Court refuses trial by combat

This is a joke book from 1940, and this has got to be the best joke in the entire book.

3 am wisdom

Mind-boggling!

Now that’s epic

they found waldo

My favorite SCP

it be like that

They finally created an action figure i can look up to

Who want's to join the berry club

Its called deception

Anon has sex

The lady in line in front of me has a fun night planned

Finally, a cause I can get behind!

But what’s Jenny’s area code?

They knew what they were doing

Great illusion

when you post a lit meme at a godforsaken hour

My friend set her cat’s food on a timer. All he does all day is wait for the food gods to bless him

watch the mayonnaise people get triggered

Never realized how real Animaniacs was

whats up Scoob

The greatest advice can always be found on a sign

dove sent from heaven

Grabbing just the essentials

Looking snazzy

Truer by the day.

I'm scared to ask why

The harsh truth

Relatable

High treason

1312

How to balance out the sins you've done

Wife says there's no space for more dogs in the house.

Not the Navy!

But im not cold mom!

Fireman vs Waterman

I see you're a man of culture as well

Ready & Waiting is hard

The dab of Monty Python

why would he be angry about that?

This is what happens when 90s kids grow up and get money

i hope u have not seen this yet

What’s your excuse?

fire pods

It's a meem guys ahah

Tell me more about this Astronaut job

Ha! Got You!

*Italic*

The Thunderdome

A shower thought

Only Andre

a shat

Not gonna lie

what a nice dude

Bye Bye...

Bet he’s glad it wasn’t for him

Really does

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Nice poetry

I mean ... right?

Iocane powder.... so versatile, who knew?

There is a Facebook page that has posted the same photograph of Jeff Goldblum once a day, every day, for over 3 and a half years.

Plot twist: Anon is homeschooled (will delete if repost)

Mathjokes

Australian Airbender is so much better

jinkies

MYBALZICH

Ka-Doink

I am anti vax now

Am I alone on this?

I am not a clever man, but

Happens to the best of us.

Measles

Not sure if nice or creepy

Time for a hecking crusade

Must be a hurricane

*inspects smudge* Put that mess in a museum

Better watch out for those PEZ

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Dammit Charles

Negotiating with terrorists

Just me and minion, against the world.

Very interesting...

I love the look on Mommy's face ...

Ouija board 2096

Exactly Now

It's a bit uncanny.

IQ level 100

Stolened

Look out for that cobra chicken!

I bet you all feel ridiculous right now.