Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
But im not cold mom!
Fireman vs Waterman
I see you're a man of culture as well
Ready & Waiting is hard
The dab of Monty Python
why would he be angry about that?
This is what happens when 90s kids grow up and get money
i hope u have not seen this yet
What’s your excuse?
It's a meem guys ahah
Tell me more about this Astronaut job
Ha! Got You!
A shower thought
Not gonna lie
what a nice dude
Bet he’s glad it wasn’t for him
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome
I mean ... right?
Iocane powder.... so versatile, who knew?
There is a Facebook page that has posted the same photograph of Jeff Goldblum once a day, every day, for over 3 and a half years.
Plot twist: Anon is homeschooled (will delete if repost)
Australian Airbender is so much better
I am anti vax now
Am I alone on this?
I am not a clever man, but
Happens to the best of us.
Not sure if nice or creepy
Time for a hecking crusade
Must be a hurricane
*inspects smudge* Put that mess in a museum
Better watch out for those PEZ
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Negotiating with terrorists
Just me and minion, against the world.
I love the look on Mommy's face ...
Ouija board 2096
It's a bit uncanny.
IQ level 100
Look out for that cobra chicken!
I bet you all feel ridiculous right now.
This is 1000℅ original
He’s pulling up to the club
I saw an anime like that once
It be like that most of the time
The single, greatest marriage advice you will ever receive.
Came across an old screenshot that was too funny not to repost (OP in comments)
My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t *** around
Candle warmer? Nah son, queso warmer.
There’s a difference
Once I'm on the couch, I'll be on the couch
looks like they're good at putting out all kinds of fires
Poor skeleton :(
It's not okay to discriminate.
How do they know
If you see it
Differentiating between Asian scripts
An oldie but a goldie.
never stepped on a crack
I agree with this Guy.
Gotta go fast
Vaccinate your kids
Let's do this
#89 Year Challenge
Dab dab dab dab
haha but for real how do you do it?
What the frick did you just say the 9word, it's 9feg for you mister
Boom, your dead...
A classic that makes me laugh til this day
Luck o' the Irish!
Found this rather funny.
Break me if you can
you know that smile is fake