How to balance out the sins you've done

Wife says there's no space for more dogs in the house.

Not the Navy!

But im not cold mom!

Fireman vs Waterman

I see you're a man of culture as well

Ready & Waiting is hard

The dab of Monty Python

why would he be angry about that?

This is what happens when 90s kids grow up and get money

i hope u have not seen this yet

What’s your excuse?

fire pods

It's a meem guys ahah

Tell me more about this Astronaut job

Ha! Got You!

*Italic*

The Thunderdome

A shower thought

Only Andre

a shat

Not gonna lie

what a nice dude

Bye Bye...

Bet he’s glad it wasn’t for him

Really does

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

Nice poetry

I mean ... right?

Iocane powder.... so versatile, who knew?

There is a Facebook page that has posted the same photograph of Jeff Goldblum once a day, every day, for over 3 and a half years.

Plot twist: Anon is homeschooled (will delete if repost)

Mathjokes

Australian Airbender is so much better

jinkies

MYBALZICH

Ka-Doink

I am anti vax now

Am I alone on this?

I am not a clever man, but

Happens to the best of us.

Measles

Not sure if nice or creepy

Time for a hecking crusade

Must be a hurricane

*inspects smudge* Put that mess in a museum

Better watch out for those PEZ

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Dammit Charles

Negotiating with terrorists

Just me and minion, against the world.

Very interesting...

I love the look on Mommy's face ...

Ouija board 2096

Exactly Now

It's a bit uncanny.

IQ level 100

Stolened

Look out for that cobra chicken!

I bet you all feel ridiculous right now.

This is 1000℅ original

He’s pulling up to the club

I saw an anime like that once

socks

Damnit Karen

The single, greatest marriage advice you will ever receive.

Came across an old screenshot that was too funny not to repost (OP in comments)

My 2 year olds fortune doesn’t *** around

Candle warmer? Nah son, queso warmer.

There’s a difference

Once I'm on the couch, I'll be on the couch

looks like they're good at putting out all kinds of fires

Poor skeleton :(

It's not okay to discriminate.

Emo bröthers

How do they know

If you see it

Differentiating between Asian scripts

Painful truth

An oldie but a goldie.

haha yes

never stepped on a crack

Atlas...

#FreeChad

I agree with this Guy.

Gotta go fast

Vaccinate your kids

Let's do this

#89 Year Challenge

Dab dab dab dab

Relatable

haha but for real how do you do it?

What the frick did you just say the 9word, it's 9feg for you mister

Boom, your dead...

A classic that makes me laugh til this day

Just ok

Luck o' the Irish!

Found this rather funny.

Society nowadays

Break me if you can