How to be proud and sad at the same time as a father.

emotional support pug for driving in Seattle traffic

Hmm, nice floor

Any twins out there think about this?

Hol'up Hol'up

We put this up today at work.

Damnit internet!

All fear the mighty "Man Man"

After you shaved your legs and you know you look amazing

Whoa!!

Books are the foundation of education

Taking “keep an eye on your sister” to the next level

The “Plotting to Kill” cat - 7 years ago to today. Many years have passed yet he still thirsts for blood.

poop on the floor

Um we need you in today even though you gave us 3 months notice you weren't coming in

Brushes

Really makes you think

sorry i don't speak mandarin

Shameful

As writing on a paper is mainstream,so...

Why can I relate to this so much?

My wife on her 23rd birthday

A guide to eating

With precision

He has killer jokes

Idk I just find this funny

In my case it's more like 48 minutes

She truly does

Cost efficient.

Master chef student version

Me: There's no such things as spirit animals. Also Me:

Nice try, Youngling!

I'm coming!

Well frick

For the last time, I don’t want to change my car insurance!

Oh my

I owe you this..

It's hard to keep memes alive

Set the table

Good taste though

Knot Expected.

Cracks me up.

Found my new outfit for the office this Spring

This dog

I love you but as a Friend.

oof

This wasn’t just a midsummer night’s dream

Whimper

The job got done

all my friends are gone

its hard not to nut with all this sexual tension

LIKE

SHOULD HAVE,

I can really relate to Vader.

YOU

UPVOTED, MAN

Made like a Swiss timepiece.

Damn you, winter

i am honored

Too perfect.

10-year challenge

Cannot erase this from my memory...

*angry peeing*

Now we are phone slaves

What's your cats name?

This is for people who like cyanide and happiness

Wholesome Genie

That's gotta burn

True Equality

He deleted the post immediately after, but not immediately enough.

Police when its - 10°C

He isn't wrong.

The good old days..

In case you're having a bad day..

Reporters Delight

You get what you give i guess haha

Fun Facts!

That’s a crappy job...

just epic....

4 them HDMI kids

Top comment is not wrong

Popsicles are life

Oh crap dudes

Keep'r comin!

Vaccinate your children! :D

Cute

This is just truth

bunny ears method

F*****uck!

ayy

Jesus has the jokes.

did she expect a different answer

Poor Guy, he couldn’t even do it on Wednesdays.

The clothes have gained sentience

orisons

But my screens cracked..dont you see it??

Do Not Remove

Good guy Mike

Employ Adam

where are you 'first things first'