I was cleaning out old food from our cabinets today and found my wife’s secret Oreo stash .

Absolutely correct.

Wife shoveled the snow and her back hurts. I offered a back rub and she send me this. She gets me!

Father: least stressful job

laughed out loud at this

That doggo dummy as hell

He has cometh

We'll just touch it up!

Just do it

@stantad

Do it

Send the Troops

It's going nowhere..

how it's made

Mastermind

Thanks Abe

yes he does

As someone on the spectrum, I hear a whole lot of garbage about vaccines being the cause of autism. Lately, this has been making the rounds in my Asperger's circles.

AYAYAYAYYYY

This shit science!

Past, present, future.

If only there was something...

This kid looks like he's on his second divorce

Linus Door Tips

It's right here in my hand

Help me find a baby

This guy won a raffle ticket to Fyre and had a stellar time

How I sit

DoCtoRs DoN't Do sHiT

No hate to old dads

D.E.N.N.I.S

(no cows whatsoever appeared in the whole anime)

Monday again.

We're dropping in the nether fortress bois

Chuck em

Guy charging his phone on the bus

“You’ll have to work late tonight”. “Ok great”

This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!

Sometimes you find gold in the wild.

This review.

Progress

Look on Twitter.

Close

Henlo frens.

When the realization sets in

Don't mess with the clouds!

You don’t like my cans?

rember happy day!

Best shirt ever!!!

The Sharon’s

lmao

You have been bamboozled

I disagree, it's impossible to hate Tom Hanks

Wroom Wroom

Credits : @Skeleton_Claw

Long live the panda

Let the dog laugh oute first

There was a nut free zone sign outside of the girls locker room

Phobic

from that day forward he was

Good guy Quora user

I seriously have no clue

Mafia Cat

Great thinking

I am, yes

A Silent Slapstick Masterpiece

And then

Miss Marple and Chill

Robin Williams offering a toilet roll to ’ The Thinker’

Many can relate

This is how people think people eat breakfast in the US

Dollhouse

This is why I have a hard time watching foreign movies

Gotta finish it before she climbs out of the cup

Someone needs to speak the truth.....

I'm worried

The rest of the conversation was in binary.

How I choose my Tomatoes

Mans got strategies

What if?

The infinity Sock

Swedish wellknown publicgrounds.

"I am so done with my life now" - cow

Steve-O’s dog has a reeeeeally long tongue.

Low Blow.

The truth has been spoken

Grilled cheese dip

Modern problems, modern solutions

Wholesome

Pooh and Piglet have deep thoughts.

Just two buddies hanging out

That's exactly the kind of situation that needs explaining

Oh, ok :(

Take him out

An international student hospitalised in China and the nurse who couldn’t speak English, informed him about his surgery with this note.

KEEP OUT

oops

Pretend u got it

Dank

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