Our kid just caused a family panic by running into the room and telling us he had Pooh in his pants.

the "H" in Harry Potter stands for Hitler

So true i know some americans here in canada who think the same thing

If cats could text

In case you thought your day was shit

My new hobby is taking pictures of my TV at an angle

At least he tried

This thing cost me $300 and it's an empty box

Actual pictures of me

“Once you have the amulet, and the dragon is dead, then return to me..”

The Polar vortex is real, people.

Its the midwest, what else we gon' do?

I'm more fuel-efficient than my own car...

Come here you.

Thank you for the instructions!

Yes. It IS THAT COLD. And I'm not ashamed.

Wife got this for valentine, really love it

For science I need to look into this further

Don’t forget your manners...

Life of a cat owner.

This is how sadness could bring laughter.................

It’s called fitness, sweetie.

Ohhh thats why...

Perfect Match!

Just the right amount

For all my homies in the Great Lakes...

A matter of perspective

Leaning back

They're kidding ... right?

Well he did say he was going to get her something 'plane' for Christmas!

Don't read too much into it

Maniacs

Chill fortune cookie

The biggest problem with the wall...

donation

I'm a boobs man, but then again.

Dominicans

Facts, except on Sundays

It’s better than a book.

the plot is the most important

Somebody tell the Polar Vortex to put a bra on.

yes

right away.

the sound of liberty

Squirrels In The Hood

Bathroom at shooting range

sad snake story

Be done with it bot..

Anything but Florida

Their chemistry is electric

A Cat carrying a cat

This is america

Im finna nut today

the real news

But... Ma grades

imagine wasting all your freetime on an internetsite that will give you nothing in return haha

So apparently this happened.

I don’t even KNOW that many people.

This guy is using a table tennis racket to control the traffic

That was a mistake...

C’mon sandra

Kids

The upper Midwest is dangerous

gefragt

Worldrecordegg: I am free!

It’s so cold police out here banning crime

PSA for anyone going out on the ice

Last day of work at bank before quitting, co worker came in dressed like spiderman.

Dark, very dark.

Oh noooo

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I really hope this was a mistake

When southern states experience a little winter

So this is the tenth circle of hell

Mother-in-law thought it was a good idea to get a sculpture of this beautiful moment

Leedeleedeleedeleedelee

Wasting water.

When everyone finds out about your spot.

Spread what

Accident Free!

Citizen of Golden, CO was upset people drink beer in their town.

He should have done that for real

Daddy took my xbox

His name's garbage.

Hey, Hooman, I require your help! Zis dinosaur bit me!

Stop this monster

Haha thanks dad!

loving this plant

Valentine’s day is coming

Is faceswap still a thing?

Some interesting face paint I had done as a child

My wife just made me this shirt. We live on a farm

Felt cute

What kind of smash is this?

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me..

Festival attendee takes selfie as she is wheeled to ambulance - a masterpiece

At the bar.

Love my Vans

I have changed...

Best boi