Citizen of Golden, CO was upset people drink beer in their town.

He should have done that for real

Daddy took my xbox

His name's garbage.

Hey, Hooman, I require your help! Zis dinosaur bit me!

Stop this monster

Haha thanks dad!

loving this plant

Valentine’s day is coming

Is faceswap still a thing?

Some interesting face paint I had done as a child

My wife just made me this shirt. We live on a farm

Felt cute

What kind of smash is this?

Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me..

Festival attendee takes selfie as she is wheeled to ambulance - a masterpiece

At the bar.

Love my Vans

I have changed...

Best boi

damn weebs they ruined anime

This decor screams "Welcome to Silent Hill"

woof.

Beauty of life

The 1%

holy mother of saint

I was so tempted to ask him where his minions were...

I guess it's been a slow day in my town...

Why isn’t it work.....oh wait.

LOL!!

amazing guy

Had to share the truth

Now is the perfect time

Erotic Dice Game

zoinks!

m8 

understand the dogo

Heh 10 (I don’t really mean it)

Toodles noodles

THIS IS AMERICA

Those cops man!

We're doomed

*** yeah, snow it...

nat 1

My salad isn't this funny

I’m terrible at titles sorry

Shrek IRL

For my peoples!

Best ever! Gift from my Wife!!

The most accurate Venn diagram for me

I don’t know

Caught shopping at work

Every trip!

Sooo, this masterpiece can be seen driving around my hometown right now.

I asked my babysitter if she wanted me to order a pizza. She responded 30 min later that she already ate. 10/10 will hire again.

NY: One room apartment for rent, 2800 a month, does not include utilities.

For all the people who sort by new, worth the read

Beer thirty...

IM TIRED DAD I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!!

What we all really needed

The people deserve to know!

Pulled my heart strings...

If you ever had a pet you know the feeling

They finally plowed my street!

Keep your hands to yourself, Dave!

nice way to explain it

Highway sign operators getting tired of your shit.

Not a bad plan really.

It's disgusting.

Well that’s Australia for ya

A+ for UI, F- for UX

Yeah... historical figures weren’t exactly handsome!

This guy has it rough

665+1

Poor Pam !!

Units

This was just on my local news

Sims

It’s the only way

I was cleaning out old food from our cabinets today and found my wife’s secret Oreo stash .

Absolutely correct.

Wife shoveled the snow and her back hurts. I offered a back rub and she send me this. She gets me!

Father: least stressful job

laughed out loud at this

That doggo dummy as hell

He has cometh

We'll just touch it up!

Just do it

@stantad

Do it

Send the Troops

It's going nowhere..

how it's made

Mastermind

Thanks Abe

yes he does

As someone on the spectrum, I hear a whole lot of garbage about vaccines being the cause of autism. Lately, this has been making the rounds in my Asperger's circles.

AYAYAYAYYYY

This shit science!

Past, present, future.