*** yeah, snow it...

nat 1

My salad isn't this funny

I’m terrible at titles sorry

Shrek IRL

For my peoples!

Best ever! Gift from my Wife!!

The most accurate Venn diagram for me

I don’t know

Caught shopping at work

Every trip!

Sooo, this masterpiece can be seen driving around my hometown right now.

I asked my babysitter if she wanted me to order a pizza. She responded 30 min later that she already ate. 10/10 will hire again.

NY: One room apartment for rent, 2800 a month, does not include utilities.

For all the people who sort by new, worth the read

Beer thirty...

IM TIRED DAD I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!!

What we all really needed

The people deserve to know!

Pulled my heart strings...

If you ever had a pet you know the feeling

They finally plowed my street!

Keep your hands to yourself, Dave!

nice way to explain it

Highway sign operators getting tired of your shit.

Not a bad plan really.

It's disgusting.

Well that’s Australia for ya

A+ for UI, F- for UX

Yeah... historical figures weren’t exactly handsome!

This guy has it rough

665+1

Poor Pam !!

Units

This was just on my local news

Sims

It’s the only way

I was cleaning out old food from our cabinets today and found my wife’s secret Oreo stash .

Absolutely correct.

Wife shoveled the snow and her back hurts. I offered a back rub and she send me this. She gets me!

Father: least stressful job

laughed out loud at this

That doggo dummy as hell

He has cometh

We'll just touch it up!

Just do it

@stantad

Do it

Send the Troops

It's going nowhere..

how it's made

Mastermind

Thanks Abe

yes he does

As someone on the spectrum, I hear a whole lot of garbage about vaccines being the cause of autism. Lately, this has been making the rounds in my Asperger's circles.

AYAYAYAYYYY

This shit science!

Past, present, future.

If only there was something...

This kid looks like he's on his second divorce

Linus Door Tips

It's right here in my hand

Help me find a baby

This guy won a raffle ticket to Fyre and had a stellar time

How I sit

DoCtoRs DoN't Do sHiT

No hate to old dads

D.E.N.N.I.S

(no cows whatsoever appeared in the whole anime)

Monday again.

We're dropping in the nether fortress bois

Chuck em

Guy charging his phone on the bus

“You’ll have to work late tonight”. “Ok great”

This is getting out of hand! Now, there are two of them!

Sometimes you find gold in the wild.

This review.

Progress

Look on Twitter.

Close

Henlo frens.

When the realization sets in

Don't mess with the clouds!

You don’t like my cans?

rember happy day!

Best shirt ever!!!

The Sharon’s

lmao

You have been bamboozled

I disagree, it's impossible to hate Tom Hanks

Wroom Wroom

Credits : @Skeleton_Claw

Long live the panda

Let the dog laugh oute first

There was a nut free zone sign outside of the girls locker room

Phobic

from that day forward he was

Good guy Quora user

I seriously have no clue

Mafia Cat