Someone needs a raise

Great analogy

Yeah man.

But at least its not autism

I have come for your pickle

That’s a Modern solution right there

Coffee, you’re my only friend...

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Just some casual car cleaning

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

does actually look like that at any scene in Danny Phantom?

Only 1% people can solve this riddle

Spot the berry good boy

Specialized parking spot

Taking the law into your own hand's.

Master plan

Oh those Alexas

No I'm not!

Real meat

Let me just post this here

Everything isn't awesome

Leo ignoring Kate since 1998.

I can even hear he saying "hmmmmm".

Wait – that's illegal

Except trees

Not really a mistake...

Nothing goes to waste

It's over

Are you fast enough?

This is my new favorite

On offer today

Later Haters

Should have put a plate on the floor

This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.

They have installed a new bench

Horse spat on her and then laughed

Kids and their AR's

later muggles

When the xanax goes off

I Don’t See What’s Wrong With This, I Love Eating Raw Potatoes.

What rom-com actually stands for

Sid Toy

Big oof.

Paris Hilton cosplays as Lindsay Lohan.

Smash that orc

Only you can prevent forest fires!!

SHOCKING NEWS

REVENGE 100

Whenever I go to parties at big fancy houses, I origami the TP so other guests are like "Are you f-ing kidding me?"

Winter's not so bad . . .

To all the dads of this world

Agreeing with a racist

Words escape me

*god has left the chat*

Bye bye karma

*no title*

An M.Night Shyamalan movie from trailer to the end...

To the moon and back

Got this warning from my friend, he is the real MVP

I am the anime now

No cafeteria food today!

A friend with Asperger's posted this on FB. I can get behind this conspiracy theory.

IT World

Isn't that Frank from Legal?

cant see me

Hissssss I'm a snake now

Hoser

Sry i wont do it again

Well that wasn’t hard

What a great language to learn

Hmmm, seems legit

900IQ

This man knows what's going oo

Ubisofts real logo

Edit:

great plot

Cats being sad is russian propaganda

Gamers will rise

Karma's a *** alright

Low rank 90s kids

When will the peons learn their place

My dogg

Organization is key

Even the signs be dying out here

Good Spidey

Eye did not see that coming.

I think my butt just froze

Valentine’s Day is coming up. DM me for prices on some love tapes

Usa usa usa!

“What?”

Beach litter

Bust a fat one into my degree daddy.

What happens when you use 100% of your brain

zoinks

When she expects you to pay for the whole bill.

Seriously please try and stay warm.

Focking mate

Honest math teacher

Assert dominance

Foreskin: My time has come