You sure it’s not toast?

lovely

For the fancy fingered

Absolute hero

Yes share the joy

*looking at essential oils in the distance*

Alabama means family

We had it all wrong

Modern problem requires modern solution.

Roses are red, tree baby from space, some CGI guy, with a long skinny face

Everyone wishes something was different, even your food.

*sighs

Who remembers the laaazy eye...

That's how mafia works

OC once again

Stolen lol

Is this how this is

My wife bought this for my daughter’s room. She’s 4, so she can’t read. After a while, she’ll figure it out.

What is this thing? This is my 4th BMW and I’m just noticing it.

Lol hhh

Bubba on flip tricks

..remarkable

Found out today after 24 years my dad has a sense of humor

Katie says no

It legit is tho

Devolution

Not Honest Abe!

BOGO

I just love this show

By the power of Grayskull!

Someone needs a raise

Great analogy

Yeah man.

But at least its not autism

I have come for your pickle

That’s a Modern solution right there

Coffee, you’re my only friend...

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Just some casual car cleaning

It's not about the destination, it's about the journey.

does actually look like that at any scene in Danny Phantom?

Only 1% people can solve this riddle

Spot the berry good boy

Specialized parking spot

Taking the law into your own hand's.

Master plan

Oh those Alexas

No I'm not!

Real meat

Let me just post this here

Everything isn't awesome

Leo ignoring Kate since 1998.

I can even hear he saying "hmmmmm".

Wait – that's illegal

Except trees

Not really a mistake...

Nothing goes to waste

It's over

Are you fast enough?

This is my new favorite

On offer today

Later Haters

Should have put a plate on the floor

This couch just appeared at work. I think my company might be changing focus.

They have installed a new bench

Horse spat on her and then laughed

Kids and their AR's

later muggles

When the xanax goes off

I Don’t See What’s Wrong With This, I Love Eating Raw Potatoes.

What rom-com actually stands for

Sid Toy

Big oof.

Paris Hilton cosplays as Lindsay Lohan.

Smash that orc

Only you can prevent forest fires!!

SHOCKING NEWS

REVENGE 100

Whenever I go to parties at big fancy houses, I origami the TP so other guests are like "Are you f-ing kidding me?"

Winter's not so bad . . .

To all the dads of this world

Agreeing with a racist

Words escape me

*god has left the chat*

Bye bye karma

*no title*

An M.Night Shyamalan movie from trailer to the end...

To the moon and back

Got this warning from my friend, he is the real MVP

I am the anime now

No cafeteria food today!

A friend with Asperger's posted this on FB. I can get behind this conspiracy theory.

IT World

Isn't that Frank from Legal?

cant see me

Hissssss I'm a snake now

Hoser

Sry i wont do it again

Well that wasn’t hard

What a great language to learn