My new standard response to receiving unsolicited dick pics

Jim the provider.

Someone pls help

Enjoy your stay

The true meaning of pain.

How to deal with creepy guys

I start strong until the keys hit the dresser.

Pleeez Reeepost

He didn't even use pastys

Look like little puppies bouncing around the Pit Bull daddy

Now I've gone and thrown it all away....

IQ 1000%

We deserved more

Kitty loves her

Lest we not forget the Adam Levine Proactive mall kiosks.

Bill Nye checking on WY

How other countries think Americans eat breakfast

Ooooo, lets go!

To whoever is reading this: I hope this cute doggo will brighten up your day, like it did for mine :D

Give it a good smack

Time to go

Come on and do your ||part!||

The CEO of HuaWei is stubborn

Burnt 1600 calories today.. feeling good!

what a pinkie promise

Thor but with a normal hammer

Sleeping beauty 2019 version

I hate casuals

that's one way to break an anime girl's mind

Damn, tell me about that pirate girl!

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In all the words tongue and pen, these are the saddest, it could have been

Copy-Cat!!!

Name the super hero that would be fighting Angry Rage Boner Poop Fly

How the rest of the world sees the US.

What a build up

stop it

I'm having my left leg amputated today. I wore this shirt and wrote this on my leg for the surgeons. If I couldn't laugh about it...

learnt

Well, at least he has goals, I guess.

Monday motivation?

._.-'-._.

Perfect doesn`t exis..

My dad just sent me this and said I acted like this for a long time.

No one gets the easy way out buddy

That’s not Sweet Victory...

And the Japanese are to blame

Thanks, God.

Yoga instructor had a google degree tho

God is nuts haha

Truth in phone alarm labels

My lawn is looking TASTY

so clean

I did this whole thing (concept-completion) in about 2 and a half minutes. I'm sorry.

They really did Magikarp like that.

That's not mine, i stole it.

Waking up is the 2nd hardest thing

this is way better than super bowl

We stand UNITED

School days

shagy mem

Superbowl never mattered anyways

The nerve....

Raising kids summed up in a pic

It’s HONEY BADGER DAY!

The real thing.

O no no!

Isn’t that the truth

Combustable football fans

Every time it's the same! Still trying to figure out my colleagues..

This the true haha

thanks mom

The new member of the pupacy

This says it all

What Genesis didn't tell us

Only the best...

Fun.

Flip the phone or your monitor or yourself

The BEST time for a dad joke!

Tsa

Nicholas Cage as Ross from Friends

A day late, but here’s a funny from my local cartoonist

Oosie

WAHH-

Are you making cheep jokes Denis?

After brain surgery my boyfriend couldn't think of the right names for things

I love me some TLC

Sign it please

NOLA News Paper

They were right all along

"You can do it"

In honor of black history month, our favorite African American

"Oh hey look, a spongebob mem-"

Going deep

he passed out

For Sale: Totally Normal Van NOT Used In Giraffe Kidnapping Scheme

In case anyone missed the Adam Levine halftime show

She didn't have a problem with it until we were 2 hours away from home, then suddenly it was a huge problem.

Half time show

In their defense there appears to be no snow