Snitches get stitches.

what even

*Dont laugh*

Maxed out stats

My lava lamp is making me uncomfortable

Damnit!!!

Come on man just take the picture already.

Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaal...

So, who are we up agaisnt?

Is this in Florida?

If Aquaman was realistic

Please try and enter

Pretty straightforward advice found on the streets of Shanghai

We sure are

real ones know

Coward

hmmmmm

The pain is real

Not bad, pizza place. Not bad.

Still, don’t smoke...

What’s under a policeman’s hat?

Well, they’re married now

plot twist for single males

I feel personally attacked by this....

Katze

Hurricane death megatron 300

RPG experience

Thicc dog

Slinkies

Renting Business!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

They're ready for business

Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle

The sandwich police

Detroit become human

Them darn beanerschitzels

No limbs off the bed or the monster will grab you and take you under

No matter how I read this sign, I have questions

Owners found

Send dunes

My cat Apollo is always poised for a royal photo, but tonight, I finally caught him off guard.

You only get three tries kitty

*** yes Emma. *** yes.

Thank you for your service...

The US has gone too far

Neuter your humans

Would you eat the offering?

It's a live action remake.

You good, Andrew?

Deeerrrepppp!

English really be that way

I cannot relate

My Mother-in-law cherishes all of the photos I send to her digital photo frame. She tells me that she checks for new pictures every morning. I just added this one.

Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after crossing the plains saw the Rocky Mountains and said "*** that, I quit."

What have you got there Phteven?

Expecting some salt for this but...

A lot of people had to Google this.

MEOOOOOW

He's the best boy

Pencil Discrimination

Who’s bird this ?

Chuick Norris of the Animal Kingdom

Her own private hell.

Oh God there kidnapping Tomas.

This is about right unfortunately

Good doggo

It's okay Andrew, it's gonna be alright

This kid gets life!

the road to the great big rock

Laughs to hide sadness

Herman and his wife definitely won’t see one another in the afterlife !

They smell better on the outside.

basically playing with a handicap

Dream on

Realistic bard experience

Sometimes its hard to choose

having an IQ above 70 is a blessing

Not again bob ...

As I was saying..

False Childhood Expectations

Damn food

Bake it

That’s a very long cat.

10th Dimension Boys #91 by cutbu

Should give him a goodie

Be aware she can move in any direction

Report

Snowdragon

Elephant Rifle

Still the greatest scene

almost as sad as the story of doofenshmirtz & balloony

Weekend. Yaaaay

Mark Wahlberg invited this homeless man to eat for free at his restaurant.. Respect

Doughnuts

*russia intensifies*

How to send a message to that annoying neighbor.

me irl

wet willie of death

Simple Miley

NASA s plan