Also works against unwanted valentines hugs

:'(

Good night sweetie

S A D

classic table talk.

Clifford has changed

Schrodinger's cookie

Purr kitty

I think this coffee machine is flirting with me

I wish I had come up with this

He has a cute cat

Someone’s about to come out the closet

Lol

Aw, cute family- wait.

Quality Valentines Day card

Happy valentines day, boys

YEEEESSSS!!!

I think this teacher has a quest

No offense but it's true

:'(

I wonder what they manage?

Ratatouille recipe

Puff puff pass anyone?

Thats the proper way to hold the burger

Scratch it...

I saw a opportunity so I took it

Would You Rather Fight a Big Bird or 200 Children?

*point down gesture*

Nakid Dancing men

Perfect for the occasion

Looks about right...

Ghosting Level = Derp

You know he doesn’t mind putting in the rough

Jenny was a dick.

Cat owners know

Shorty where you at?

Jim Henson predicted the future.

I haven't slept at all yet ...

Big Oof

We all Ralph today

Fascinating, truly fascinating

He’s a champion among hackers and dedicated to his craft. My man.

Risin' up, back on the street...

I made this card for my girlfriend 8 years ago. Hallmark, eat your heart out.

Sploosh!

Roses are red, Mice go squeak...

Burned by Natural Light!

As A Lefty I Understand

Don’t forget to sign

NASA ... I don't feel so good

A steak for every personality.

oof

Real Feels

Ok... yea I’m listening uh huh

It is what it is.

I'll uh, just erase that then

Homer likes Sourpuss

That paints a different picture.

Lord have mercy on my meat, cause I won’t

Not the hero we want, but thr hero we need!

evading ticket 101

Darker. Darker...

SUSPICION 100

The rain landing on this "for sale" sign made this real estate agent look super nervous about selling this house.

She’ll always be your valentine.

Dark Souls Changes People

Wanted: Haircut

There’s an office quote for every situation

you damn fox

Peer pressure is real people

In future there will be no embarrassing growing up phase that we had to go through

Found this a while ago,felt it belong here today

Some days are worse than others...

PATHETIC MORTALS!

*sad noise*

The “oh shit I forgot” aisle

Always there in your time of need

minor inconveniences

I'm bad with paint

Nice under beard man

sad beeping noises

That's not how it works

Cut off

Last image received from Mars Opportunity rover.

Happy Vital Organ Day

Cut! Cut! Cut!

Cars 4 movie?

100% support this dude

Disney's Frozen trilogy. Can't wait!

This has been going on for over an hour

Going all out today

Bringing back this comic about Spirit to make you sadder about its twin Opportunity’s “death”

probably most of you guys

Remember to play dead

Was told I’d fit in better here

Happy Valentine’s Day

The most beautiful gift I’ve ever sent to my husband.

Nero Nero

thats what I call subculture

don't tell me what to do