Man is a sexual being

literally every teacher

Don’t think I can win this one...

thought you all would enjoy seeing my Futurama artwork featuring the characters as famous portraits

Poor Granny!

Web developer

V-Day Tip Jar

Allakedavra!

Times are a-changin'

Save the poor

Prog? Frig?

Found in the New York Times Kids Edition.

water

3D Without the Glasses

Female

Now that's a question

What if you’ve got a smart fridge

Decent enough lifehack

Saturn's new ring

We all know the feeling.

is the best book

You really gonna scroll down without saying bonjour?

Sneaky fish

What refund?

Perks of being short.

A normal sunday in Russia

Eff

Don’t want to be breaking the law

woof

Lady Liberty would be a THOT though

They don't let him near the heavy ordinance anymore

Now he's just a guy who murdered an artist

Found Your Moms Parking Spot

I sent my 6 month nephew a Sophie the Giraffe teething toy. Got this in reply.

The Dogtor will see you now

A sad life

Patrick Bateman wore it first...

Yeet

My girlfriend wanted to get a cat, but I didn't, so we compromised and got half a cat.

Don't do it Karen!

who killed hannibal :((

Ironic

Relatively relative...

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

Cat and dog enjoying the new beds we just got them.

ping 

She never lied to me before

Blueicide Squad 2: Electric Bluegaloo

Online dating in the 1920s

Come in here

Ok, who made this?

They are more powerful than any of us

When the waiter points out the man who just bought you a drink

Golden what?

Oh really that's ok!!!!!

My Life My Rules

I would take my chances with the bear claw

Couldn’t find the source but I love this

Merry Christmas!

Math teacher......

Let me describe the place!

It is time

Could have gone pro

This post has also been posted by one

This meowcontrol to major tomcat

Space jokes are the best.

That's some good police work over there.

Bullying drops to 0%

We feel you Ashley

The f***kers were in Messerschmitts

Sweet Home Alabama

Emotional Support Animals

It’s called “shrinkage”

My time has come

Hue

*Fresh* OC

that’s my spirit tee

This will be 100% succes

Confidence is the key.

He didn't choose the filter life, the filter life chose him

Evil. Genius

Sound 100

Fun Game: Go to a busy restaurant and AirDrop weird shit to strangers

Full 180

This is also a good political compass

8 Smile

My new mittens are a little stiff and I can't seem to get them off. 0/10 would not recommend

damn potion sellers

This duck

Came out of my shower to find this

It's definitely not the same

Goooooood morning

Well, this explains a lot.

'There's a mirage at 280, MrMeowwww107

Life Cycle of Pasta

Stolen but golden

You don't even want to know what's in the cerebral cortex

TGIF!

China basically owns South East Asia anyway

When you spill protein powder on your jeans