Glitch in the matrix..

After 7 months with me, this is how my phone wants to start every sentence

That’s where it went

Every E3 game ever

You're a princess Harry

It's dangerous to go alone

Who tf.....

Skyrim

From Nikola Tesla's autobiography

Her act is more “spoke’n Word” than comedy

gamers rise!

Hulk Hogan riding a motorcycle while a guy in the background throws a dog into the ocean

Why won't you visit me, I just want to be your friend

Tom Holland is all of us

fck yeah

not relatable

Gotta throw that whole neck away

no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy

My nephew on his 100th day of school

What would happen if they rolled a 20?

high tier humour

Batman has standards

Soooooo true

Relatable

Wait. That’s illegal

Meanwhile in Russia. Seems legit

ffs Todd

vagina

Think my love for the homies has an inner ear infection

The cure

Bamboozled

Atleast he tried erasing it

Oh My god

Because that's how I roll !!

I'm going to win you a million teddy bears

Spock sure was smooth

Perks of incest

Wait, this is illegal

I feel you too Emily. I feel you too.

Well damn

Now with a more spreadable formula

Good job, PETA

Murderer

A brief history of furries

This bag on the bus was low-key trying to get my attention

relatable©

What I woke up to this morning.

Sun in the day, moon in the night

Clownnn

Loans, huh?

How?!

Needless to say... There will be some papers to sign when it’s all said and done.

mfw im in the freezer

Noble knight is noble

Saw this gem in my doctor’s office...

First mountain lions and now he has to fend off a cougar.

How tall are you guys ?

Clearly it's a TV.

The most majestic creature on earth

Carl should've listened to her

Alberttttt....

Theyre always watching...

Hold the burned area under cool running water.

Oatmeal

drink enough hydration

Going to meet Jordan Peterson

Truth spoken!

Strange Planet: b u s i n e s s

A....a....are you sure Rick?

This is the future.

Her husband invented diapers

i feel exactly the same way. #bravery

Arf.

The perfect diet

A MATT DAMON PRODUCTION

rip oppy

Aww pikachu is so cute

Best Photoshop ever..

Suprise

living is this generations new trend

Steven has ascended to godhood

Terry Crews is a national treasure

Monthly routine

Life is so hard.

Sir you need to loose some weight

Oh, sweetheart...

Friends

dont forget to give you little sisters a headpat

liked the format so

Man that's wack

Very offensive joke

RedTube would know.

Custom card ?

Drunk Note: Boi is a G and Bald

Monday early morning phone call

C’mon Karen

Ah, Australians

Sharktato

Okay Jod

Dream job right there