Clean joke of the day

NEVER argue with stupid people...

Gotta respect the honesty

Meanwhile, in Florida

That looks comfortable

It's a b!tch to remove though

Always check the homework.

Now say that you're going to buy milk or something like that.

To be honest, I'm sad all the time.

What's the worst way to hold your drink?

Breaking News Colorado Man Paid Mountain Lion To Attack Him....

Not my mess

Computers are for nerds

Keep the fire burning little man. Harold forever ❤️

>Implying

Only too true...

Someone posted this at work, gave me a chuckle

Poor banana

Dew it

And I shall call him Shere Khan

Well that makes sense

Upside down Mr. Potato Head looks just like Steve Harvey

Sad

legit

New track coming out soon, but in the mean time rate my set up.

titles are a hard thing

Stares nonchalantly

I appreciate you.

Escalation.

I member

Stair Wars

My girlfriend got a cheesy sign she didn’t like so I repurposed it.

Ouch, read till the end :D

You want this chair? I want to see some bloodshed first

Gotta love happy endings

Success

No, I think you have the right number.

See how far chicken tendies can get you?

Dinner party

I can't handle Uganda rn

The Awful Truth

Because.

aah, fresh air

But what will they serve

Any thing regarding PETA and Steve Irwin at this point...

Just this once tho

Anon is a smart man

Who else is this.

Easy solution, use a child as a decoy and infiltrate the kitchen

This is an award show

Sounds better than Hatoful Boyfriend

The cosplay we deserve.

Jim Carrey aging fluidly

This ain't my first rolleo

m u s k.

everyone must STOP!!!

Thanks PETA

A decision was made here....

My next car sticker :)

Don't ask until its safe...

BIG ***ING TV

*happiness noises*

Meanwhile @ Goldman Sachs

auf jetzt

Forget it Netflix

Futurama predicting Anti-Vaxxers logic back in 2010

Alien Invasion

DnD: WW II Edition

must need new batteries

I need this in my life

They do right?

PETA needs to stop spreading lies

Hit that Irvin button

WasWas

sike karen!

Daedric gloves op af

2019 Jim Carrey is turning into Aunt Jackie from Roseanne

Hold Up!!

Nice Balls

*@tofu-nipples has left the chat*

Oh Tommy

Multipurpose.

Visited a friend who has 3 young sons. Came upon this.

Same

Lord of the swings

Combining forces to take down the enemy: Priceless

I'm so happy for them

Cowabunga it is

Norwegian gas chambers

A very British response

Its free real estate

The devils lettuce.

This is why commas are so important!

Hugelol Herald, the February election edition

Drank too much lean

Why it is so difficult to choose a title?

I keep a book in my bathroom just in case.

My submission for best headline ever

Leaving a rubber duck on your dashboard during one of the hottest days

Low budget Star Wars Cosplay