My future kids better recognize.

I’ll have a bag thanks

These 2 would make the best host ever #troyandabedhosttheoscars

A man can only dream.....

How To Get The Job 101

I finally found him

Peta stands for People Endangering the Animals

Imagine insta

captioned “the worlds longest gummy worm”

True Guilt

Two kids in a coat?

Donut gone wrong.

Poor Benji

You know you messed up when...

United at last.

This dog lives up to its name.

Well you did ask.

Thomas the hollow Train

Waffles for your pleasure.

She isn't ugly just different

“Quick! Hide me!!!”

Not sure if this has been posted yet

Undercover Agent Doggo has been spotted by the Cow-cartel

Gordon Ramsay's son

Paper plate: driver edition

Outstanding

How to get a girlfriend 101

L E G E N D

Bring out Old Sparky

PETA: Free the animals, Animals:

Clean joke of the day

NEVER argue with stupid people...

Gotta respect the honesty

Meanwhile, in Florida

That looks comfortable

It's a b!tch to remove though

Always check the homework.

Now say that you're going to buy milk or something like that.

To be honest, I'm sad all the time.

What's the worst way to hold your drink?

Breaking News Colorado Man Paid Mountain Lion To Attack Him....

Not my mess

Computers are for nerds

Keep the fire burning little man. Harold forever ❤️

>Implying

Only too true...

Someone posted this at work, gave me a chuckle

Poor banana

Dew it

And I shall call him Shere Khan

Well that makes sense

Upside down Mr. Potato Head looks just like Steve Harvey

Sad

legit

New track coming out soon, but in the mean time rate my set up.

titles are a hard thing

Stares nonchalantly

I appreciate you.

Escalation.

I member

Stair Wars

My girlfriend got a cheesy sign she didn’t like so I repurposed it.

Ouch, read till the end :D

You want this chair? I want to see some bloodshed first

Gotta love happy endings

Success

No, I think you have the right number.

See how far chicken tendies can get you?

Dinner party

I can't handle Uganda rn

The Awful Truth

Because.

aah, fresh air

But what will they serve

Any thing regarding PETA and Steve Irwin at this point...

Just this once tho

Anon is a smart man

Who else is this.

Easy solution, use a child as a decoy and infiltrate the kitchen

This is an award show

Sounds better than Hatoful Boyfriend

The cosplay we deserve.

Jim Carrey aging fluidly

This ain't my first rolleo

m u s k.

everyone must STOP!!!

Thanks PETA

A decision was made here....

My next car sticker :)

Don't ask until its safe...

BIG ***ING TV

*happiness noises*

Meanwhile @ Goldman Sachs

auf jetzt

Forget it Netflix

Futurama predicting Anti-Vaxxers logic back in 2010

Alien Invasion

DnD: WW II Edition

must need new batteries

I need this in my life