You probably know my face if you sort by fresh or rising (because I never make it to front); it haunts your dreams at night. Also "Huge-L-O-L."
God level pickpocket.
A coworker of mine snapped a picture during a fire standby and accidentally caught her parter trying to douse the flames himself.
gonna remember that for the rest of their life
Bet she's vegan
It’s the little things
I think this guy should receive a full pardon
An Uber driver in China
Just love the bump!
In your face round earthers.
*cats with photoshop
Not associated with that bugs bunny post
Sweet Jebus this thing is bright!
Ordered an espresso shot over ice this morning..
Elijah Woody Harrelson looks like he is about to do meth and then steal your copper.
That's why I wear glasses
Kids Hear You
Maybe another kind, too.
Debbie has no chill.
Say what you will about the British but I love my country dearly
Baked my pizza upside down after putting olives on the wrong side...don't smoke weed and cook
The actor kept forgetting his line so they let him use his real birthday. Happy Birthday, Underage Drinker #1
Toilet Me Alone
The Sonic movie finally released where I am yesterday. This was my favorite part of the film
Having a toddler and building a food pyramid that is representative of their nutrition.
Sounds of space
Cries in ravioli
It's all so tiresome
I don't know if this is real, but if it is, it's in Australia
At least his teeth clean
miss parks, you're coming with me
There can only be one hero
A friend of mine is a teacher and one of her kids relabeled her hand sanitizer.
Was it a boy or a girl?
Always wise to comfirm beforehand.
now I buy your game
Top 10 crossovers in history
a modern solution
Did you have a nice shit
No coughing allowed
The moment before I was hit with my son’s new drone.
Billionaires don't swag much
At least the font colour is on point!
Happy Birthday Hot Fuzz kid!
And here's a post
Yo they foo
Well, not gonna lie but i expected a PS4
Went to a local bar and saw their sign -
So my last day at work was yesterday...
My friend is a high school teacher about to go on maternity leave. This message was written by a student on her farewell card.
At least it’s new
Thanks for sorting by new you're actually god
Just break the treat in half!
drawing a grumpy animal every single day, day 46
Seen in the wild
Sadly, this is a true story
Doing business as usual
My new favorite manga
Battle will be legendary
It took 18 years for Snorlax to get off its ass
Furries have infiltrated my local PD.
Found on Facebook but made me exhale through my nose
Not my work but still funny
Family Portrait Loophole
Truer than I care to admit, sometimes.
It may be!!!
AI is getting smarter.
1900: we’ll have flying cars by 2020. 2020:
The long game
My niece asked me to draw something on her cast, and I couldn't resist...
We told our 5'4" friend who was pumping gas to quickly turn around for a picture. He didn't see the sign.
Stahp it right now
The best pilot!
Today's conference in a local university on why antivaxxers are wrong
Remember to not have any babies. We have to stop climate change
Baptists do have a sense of humour.
Some people just can't get a break
pizza, the crow starring brandon lee, marriage
a man of culture
'90's kids will remember
Handy tips for guys
It's a Bird
No no she's got a point