I will not volunteer as tribute...

No one was more shocked than Sadie, my daughter's husky, when she actual passed Obedience Class.

This fat rat made it to the world news for being too chubby to crawl out of the sewers

It's why I can't have a TV in my room

Author rated his own book 1 star to advise people not to buy it, and offers it for free!

This was the screen saver at the reception desk at my doctors office.

I love it when the homepage answers its own question.

We have post numbers too, why don't we pull crap like this?

Gotta circle the french fries for marketing impact

I see two looters and two scavenging for supplies.

They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie

Stop it Youtube

Jogging the rent DOWN!

Dicks on the Chapel

This is so sad

This is happi day

I’ll have The Stand Up, please

Gae

Who cares about necklace here!.

Dog Ross "we dont make mistakes just happy little accidents...on the couch"

Put a little respek on Granda Glass Blower's name

A fellow horoscopist, huh?

Duel (also crocs are a sin)

AMERICAAAA

mumbles

But then u seal it back

Tried to drive it, but it wooden start

CCR

Damn you.

Halloween prequel?

That's a big difference

#ProCookingTips

Only thing that can unite us.

Save 15% or more on car insurance

In full harmony with mother nature

Eh, he's kinda small. I'd throw him back.

First time huh ?

Even better than Jesus, they actually existed.

Some of y'all need to hear this

Full proof

You dare challenging me?

I am a man of science

"I'm FLYING, Jack!"

Still not impressed with foldable phone

FFS, not again

I'm a hero

My theme song.

Dickasso

Me boi

My shirt was a hit at work today, part 2

I remember this differently

Too many reasons not to move to Canada at this point...

That actually happened?

You're C positive positive

Nathan Pyle - Strange Planet.

Let me in

Real News

Ever seen a truck eavesdropping?

What you gonna choose

For your own good

[ALMOST CAUGHT]

Rami Malek is the Netflix default account picture

It costed us our best mod

The mod election is being manipulated with alt accounts

28 years

Issa me mewoth

*** chrome!

great car

@jrlol3

Zero points

Thanks for clearing it up.

Viking Af

the picture speaks for itself

Xenomorph vs. Predator - Stationary edition.

Help!?

just some famous idiots circle jerking

Beep boop

Still relevant I think

This is PATRICK BLYAT

I hate Wasps to the core

We don't care

break stuff

Yeah you can use my phone.

PETA logic strikes again.

Good guy vs peta

Dat pointing tho

He would do great

ok this is epic

British seasons mirror the British spirit: overtly downcast with brief periods of false hope.

I think we can make a deal

The Earth is flat. Confirmed.

dadstruction

‍

is this meem dead already?

Time to draw

Hood Church

Neat

Smokers are winning

Pucker Up Jussie

Saw it on Twitter