Who uses alarms? Its 4019

New parents? Yes.

Child molester steak and fries

>His chiseled featured

What are your thoughts on...

When u lie on the resume but still get the job

I thought the same

Thanks Science!

Moon Pie ain't having it.

False hopes Tuesday

Tier 7

Here's a lesson in trickery

How dare you?!

Your turn flatearthers

Help the dealer is french

Hello boi

A real perspective on money and how it’s spent...

metric system vs imperial

This absolute lad is a mad genius

Holy Trinity.

Anon's problems

*Initial D intensefies*

I know the FaceSwap thing came and died a long time ago. But I was deleting old WhatsApp attachments and stumbled upon this forgotten about abomination of me and my son. Had to share!

Anon and his cat

Not at all disappointed.

Oh no!

HONKLER

‍

Math vs. girl

Could be worse

My wife accidentally dressed like Kim Possible so I made her do an action pose.

My life is a highway

Terrible grandchild

I first read this as "slappin booty" then I noticed the license plate frame.

How to sell computers 101

Nightmare!

That's where it's supposed to be

Am i missing something

No one knew how to emote like Lucille Ball.

Visible confusion

Laughed wsy more at this, than is possibly acceptable TBF.

My mother had surgery and my dad texts me this saying 'she looks like a pirate'

A bunch of conformist posers

This is why i have to keep resetting my password.

Painfully Accurate.

Almost done!

What if ...

I will not volunteer as tribute...

No one was more shocked than Sadie, my daughter's husky, when she actual passed Obedience Class.

This fat rat made it to the world news for being too chubby to crawl out of the sewers

It's why I can't have a TV in my room

Author rated his own book 1 star to advise people not to buy it, and offers it for free!

This was the screen saver at the reception desk at my doctors office.

I love it when the homepage answers its own question.

We have post numbers too, why don't we pull crap like this?

Gotta circle the french fries for marketing impact

I see two looters and two scavenging for supplies.

They had us in the first half I’m not gonna lie

Stop it Youtube

Jogging the rent DOWN!

Dicks on the Chapel

This is so sad

This is happi day

I’ll have The Stand Up, please

Gae

Who cares about necklace here!.

Dog Ross "we dont make mistakes just happy little accidents...on the couch"

Put a little respek on Granda Glass Blower's name

A fellow horoscopist, huh?

Duel (also crocs are a sin)

AMERICAAAA

mumbles

But then u seal it back

Tried to drive it, but it wooden start

CCR

Damn you.

Halloween prequel?

That's a big difference

#ProCookingTips

Only thing that can unite us.

Save 15% or more on car insurance

In full harmony with mother nature

Eh, he's kinda small. I'd throw him back.

First time huh ?

Even better than Jesus, they actually existed.

Some of y'all need to hear this

Full proof

You dare challenging me?

I am a man of science

"I'm FLYING, Jack!"

Still not impressed with foldable phone

FFS, not again

I'm a hero

My theme song.

Dickasso

Me boi

My shirt was a hit at work today, part 2

I remember this differently

Too many reasons not to move to Canada at this point...

That actually happened?