CHA CHING

My mom works at an STD clinic. They do condom art for every holiday.

A bit pixelated

yoink

They'll get you

I'm not feeling bad about doing this anymore.

Thanks for nothing mom

Inhumane

Disastrous!

mercury retrograde

She’s only joking

just gonna post this to calm my fbi agent

Thats a big oof

Purge

The devil will eat your feet

Make sure......

when the comment is better than the post

My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist.

He seems oddly ok with it.

Always wants to play.

4000 dollars well spent

God gives you the sign!!

Glory to Arztozka

Am I joke to you?

yeet

No thanks

Shooting Range

Stalking to save a life

For those offended by breastfeeding

Some is Real, Some is not

Turtle on the pulllllll

Best use of custom cheque’s I’ve seen

The customer is always right..pepperoncinis it is!

*troll face* (i hate myself)

You won’ttttttt

Yeah I can paint your ceiling

Hey Alexa!

Another year, another reminder of being even closer to death...yay.

Coming soon to a nightmare near you

Found this nice clean space and emptied my trash all over it

Heroes don't exi...

The real agenda

Actual Shaggy would still do it all for Scooby tho

War Of The Farts

Goes on vacation and get vaccination

Best part of being Vaccinated...

Pregnancy q & a

Tried to convince my son that a buffalo chicken is a real animal. He demanded I google it. I knew google images had my back.

Christians vs Bill

When people come over after 10PM

When the trains are out of service

Oooooh!

So many years of evolution and we've come to this

We misunderstood;_;

My plant is trying to escape!

Ghost Fashions

The trilogy has been completed

Some guy went to a lot of trouble to make this joke in 1889

Typical Monday in New Orleans.

It's jokes thoe

Everyone with a sibling can relate

Valentine’s Day

Mood after the time change

Education Changed over the years.

This client dog's tag

He ain't lying

He is having fun!

The floor is lava .

With no green screen..

Iron Maiden came to Munich for refueling purposes

Good old days..

A cow getting in on the act.

That feeling

Personally attacked

Holding it together

Nice playlist

A fortune I got today.

Anti-vax comic from the 1940's

Target locked

Those student loans

His new gf

Stuck in reverse.

acshually is cool

It’s true. I’ve tried it

oof

Serious history right there

Found this gem online

It can only be pronounced after removing your tongue

Open wide

Anon on party sizes

10 years challenge

played 'em

I hate it when this happens

Relatable

Modern family coming in hot

Oh, so that’s what it’s called!

Bad Service

at least they are easy to get

My expectations for you were low, but holy!..

It’s wild