All microwaves need a chaos mode.

Oops. See ya in 2029.

I guess I need a different outlet?

No more kisses after that

“It’s all apart of God’s plan”

Release the QUAKEN!

*A Worthy Opponent Appears*

Make that lifetime.

Never be that guy

He'd never give you detention for no reason, either

Treaty of Birdskies Colorized

ayyy according to aerodynamics I shouldn't be able to fly

Hello There

D R E A D

I think you'll have to be of a certain age & British to get this.

It's all a waiting game

Pickle Apocalypse

Spread happiness

Saw Peter Griffin irl on The Price is Right

Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half

My phone's battery case finally arrived in the mail! I'm really gonna miss being a mom...

realistic

It has new players or something?

So dumb

The negotiations were short

The message on this candy machine is a bit... dated

This spoon gets it

Garfield.

Deserves recognition

Well that is dark

At least it got some use right?

The face on this guy!

Best matchbook ever!

You're special

One of my favourite comics

omg this one is now my favorite Strange Planet... ❤️

Balkan is a fun place

The hard truth LOL

Does this happen to you too?

You don't see this every day

Tough challenge for Disney

Hahahhahaha.... Send help!!

Make up your mind, self checkout scanners!

That's some information!!!

BAM! Wolf dropped on your family

Yeah! Why do they?!

A new lesson at the end of this week’s episode...

Ralph Wiggum grew up and became a cop.

“Please try again later”

A lot of peoples children cheering her on

Your rides here

Always ask for the good news first!

Suck it PETA

Throwback to cds

The bond between these two.

Time to study now don't you think?

On one

The best porn hub channel

"Back in my day"

Cheeseception

Jurrasic Park is real

My character wouldn't be that good looking still.

Finally, a designated area.

How to find Kentucky on the map!!!

No! This is Patrick

Harambe the martyr

Instagram Boyfriends

Fireball Candle

Oh, that's why

a modern solution

Last photo made my day.

Dicks out for Harambe

Booo

This is Mr. Poppins

Haven’t actually thought about that before.

Nurse!

Dope Francis dropping bars

Anon has a bad day

BILL BURR being a real G

Country music is so special and innovative

Gave me a good laugh ngl

We all got that one friend

Networking 101

CPR pro-tip

Eh... Maybe add color.

This baby looks like he needs a Pint

Monastery Adopts Adorable Stray Dog Who Now Lives Like a Friar

Bartholomew

Never knew

Anti - Vaxxer logic

You had me!

Forget e-thots, acquire happy dancing boy

The face of gratitude.

Welcome, we will respect you

National Internet-Gaming Agency

crush

Anon at school

I got a timed feeder for my cat to try to help him lose weight. He sleeps like this now.

Give up hope

Always give 100% at work