My 4 year old thinks he’s a ninja so my wife took a “before” picture and showed him. He absolutely thinks he’s completely invisible in front of our black appliances.

*Clapping continues*

I am not healthy

Filthy weeb does an awoo

outstanding move

According to plan

Make your decision

Her heart beats for me now

*** PETA

"I'm Free"

One of the best go f#@k yourself from the 50s

madlad

We all know this would happen

Just give it more time.

I love it!

About that college scandal...

Billboards in Florida

Ufoo?!

I Lost My Car Keys!

Know your proper hand signals

I've dated three different versions of her, so I can confirm this is accurate.

Stop spreading measles you backward ass hillbillies

Creativity 100

just like the simulations

How daleks garden

I had a cat so I can confirm

Oh Ruthe...

My dad got this notice...

Meanwhile, in Scotland...

I love this, and I love this aquarium I used to go to all the time

Times were simpler then

I have stranger questions than that.

Damn it Mario

Gotta be quicker!

Aww man;(

A Woof in sheep's clothing

Poo-Chi,the robot dog

Aslan, I choose you!

Tall boi

Teachers always be pullin’ tricks

thats the good shit

There is a 69420 in pi

Good guy doggo

Not forgotten Big F

The Ol’ Switcheroo

Clog dem arteries

Oof

Why smoke?

I find it funny...

Sono chi no sadame

I gave my girlfriend a set of keys to my apartment today

Well... I wasn't expecting this response.

I want to thank the academy

shit in the shower guy

Idk what to put in the title

But was it worth it?

"i hates da sun, i hates da beach, i hates you too"

Solid logic...

3:16

Snoop Dogg at Disneyland

They are definitely worth it

Retards

I believe you

Why am I this way?

I'm not even mad at these people that never took down their Halloween decorations. They just dress them up for other holidays.

A fowl situation

PETA tries memes

Hey, what's krakken?

good luck

Goth duck

The new Bloomberg cover

Did they Nazi that coming?

brings a smile to my face

✨

Truly

out of order

If only my dog was this useful

Get out of here

when the trip hits hard

My green scaly princess

This though...

1 like = 1 nword pass

It’s a Lego worm...

Those were the good ole days

Deadpool 100

I know this is old but it's still funny and relevant

My doctors office has a timed air freshener that sprays directly in your face as you pee.

When it is Pi day and no one cares

Can we please get this

Found Cosmo and Wanda trying to be sneaky at my work today.

final count down

Emma is my spirit animal

When the die dies

Dogs are worth it.

Marshall for Pie Day

Tell me you get it

when our autistic generation gets drafted into next war

Racist robots

We are what we watch

Pls stay away from me!