thots trying to compete with robot waifus

What about Home Alone 2?

Thank you for getting laid

The master of puns

long sleepless nights

N'Sync?

You read those ones differently

Made me snort

they all have to do it at least once

Back in my day the struggle was real

The morning after a threesome.

Thanks brian

Hecc you Peta >:(

Both points are true

Mom...?

Anon in college

School sucks

Conjugralition

Like a baby.

You're gonna have a bad time

Any one??

good luck pal

She needs proof...

Infinity Brain

Hmmm

I AM Groot?

Sea crits

The secret life of cats.

I think I found Mike Tyson's Tesla

What I ordered vs what I got

Decided against having 4th child, got a Great Dane instead. She came pre-labeled as #4

How get rich in 20 seconds

I'm coming for you my pretty

Too Mars!

making comics

When a girl finally decides to tell you what’s wrong

Anyone got her number?

You know it's true

Always a difficult conversation...

Marks a good guy

Whats up gangsta....

Un-bee-lievable

Hi kidnapper, I'm Dad

This always kills me.

On a serious ***in note!

He peck

These nails aren’t going to chew themselves.

Only you can prevent forest fires!

Seriously, why not?

Garbage clean up in Japanese Park; Before and After!!!

Not at all!

Greatest Seller

How workplace violence starts

Wise cracking Bigfoot

Imagine getting nuked by that guy

Time to try some wacky build

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome

Toilet paper rolls made into faces

Those darn minions

A little salad humor for ya.

On my way!

Look at this cute little ass

Impossible.

Great senior year start

Crime Scene Barbie!

Your mustache must be this ironic to ride this.

She’s not wrong

going to suicide..

Bad is relative

If robocop was a transformer

I shouted WHAT?! And you could hear the echo, what, what, what.

He’s used to it

Latest in cat accessories

Cowboy Bebop : The Live-Action

i want a free car

Good guys of Hollywood

We were so naive

Carefully, he's a hero.

Bill Burr, a comedic legend.

Super Mario's Groundhog Life.

Kinder egg off brand warning

No space for confusion

Photo taken moments before destruction..

Ahh big bird

Could have gone worse

Le baguette

Weird flex, but hell yes....

I checked it’s true

Damn, it felt so real.

Could be us but your not trying to morph

Guess it’s aright then

Impressive

Spiderman is actually in the new avengers poster

He went for milk 14 years ago

How to take a nap at work? Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George naps under his desk.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Creative Band Name

I believe in this theory 100%!

Not a real doctor

Was feeling cute, might build a wall later..