*checks phone*

Debt cycle

XoX

Please resume all normal activity

Atleast Russians did that right...

So I Was Handed This The Other Day

Fasion in the snow.

After years of hard work, I got a good paying job and I’m finally able to afford this cup of coffee. Don’t give up on your dreams.

Best gift ever!

Just relationship things...

Only losers use toilet paper

When you have an actual government

Which one of these two, were you?

we are safe boiz

This looks very creepy... And the guy thought that it is a good idea... :)

For the 1 time that I do care.

Hot Fire!

Das it mane

Tinky Winky, Lala, Dibsy...

Breakfast.

Ask Mum....

"Anyways, here's Wonderwall"

hail eggboi

pure evil

We have the power

Fridge theft is an issue at my job....

I snoozed, I losed

Yep that’s me

ANIMALS OF THE WORLD.

First signs of spring...

When this happens with me :D

How horrible

But the rule of 3 can

Confused!

this man is a genius

But all of my saved games from 1997 are in there!

Excellent advice

Screw it yourself

nice

soundtrack

Poland will have so much trouble

We are nothing but dicks.

Ha! Got eem

I wonder why....

Thankfully all he does is buy hotdogs

My dog is acting strange today

Any guys available?

I thought it sounded like a piano

I'd probably say that too

set

Hmm, I could swear that was 5 hours

Anybody else's favorite installment?

I have a preference for shitten myself

I am gonna pretend I didn't see that

Don’t mess with the Cookie Monster

The Chad animation

Well thats just mean!

Piercings save lives

Anon writes a letter

Anon and the hostage

nah im good

You're ripping and tearing me apart Lisa!

I will just leave it here.

rip in chat

He tried to divide by zero

o f f s p r i n g

Who need the Amazon link?

He was trying his best "Cheetahed"

Mohawkeye

Antenna

Bee-jesus

My friend picked his mom up at the airport after a 2 week vacation to Florida

Self checkouts:

Air Blower

Meanwhile in English class Mexico

My leukemia afflicted father decided to pull an extremely expensive gag today by cutting open his saline IV bag and dumping green food coloring in it

I duck hunt a lot and found this to be pretty funny.

Someone has relabeled the dead battery container

Kenya: Are we the baddies?

Welcome to Texas where you can have every season in one day

When my girlfriend tells me a compliment

Spent too much time on this

We're all a little Irish today..?

“You carved my image into your own flesh as act of affection and admiration? Ok”

New sign above the kitchen doorway at my restaurant. Ha

This sign at Atlantis

What will memes look like in 2029?

Gotta earn it.

You should probably also tell her that the bullets will go straight through the fence and hit your neighbor!

I've got the big one at home

I can't find this one in the bird book?

Picasso didn’t age well.

1,000,000 iq

Karma god

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Seagles

Early detection saves lives.

I hate my friends

My heart dropped.

Dead men tell no tales