It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
We have the power
Fridge theft is an issue at my job....
I snoozed, I losed
Yep that’s me
ANIMALS OF THE WORLD.
First signs of spring...
When this happens with me :D
But the rule of 3 can
this man is a genius
But all of my saved games from 1997 are in there!
Screw it yourself
Poland will have so much trouble
We are nothing but dicks.
Ha! Got eem
I wonder why....
Thankfully all he does is buy hotdogs
My dog is acting strange today
Any guys available?
I thought it sounded like a piano
I'd probably say that too
Hmm, I could swear that was 5 hours
Anybody else's favorite installment?
I have a preference for shitten myself
I am gonna pretend I didn't see that
Don’t mess with the Cookie Monster
The Chad animation
Well thats just mean!
Piercings save lives
Anon writes a letter
Anon and the hostage
nah im good
You're ripping and tearing me apart Lisa!
I will just leave it here.
rip in chat
He tried to divide by zero
o f f s p r i n g
Who need the Amazon link?
He was trying his best "Cheetahed"
My friend picked his mom up at the airport after a 2 week vacation to Florida
Meanwhile in English class Mexico
My leukemia afflicted father decided to pull an extremely expensive gag today by cutting open his saline IV bag and dumping green food coloring in it
I duck hunt a lot and found this to be pretty funny.
Someone has relabeled the dead battery container
Kenya: Are we the baddies?
Welcome to Texas where you can have every season in one day
When my girlfriend tells me a compliment
Spent too much time on this
We're all a little Irish today..?
“You carved my image into your own flesh as act of affection and admiration? Ok”
New sign above the kitchen doorway at my restaurant. Ha
This sign at Atlantis
What will memes look like in 2029?
Gotta earn it.
You should probably also tell her that the bullets will go straight through the fence and hit your neighbor!
I've got the big one at home
I can't find this one in the bird book?
Picasso didn’t age well.
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Early detection saves lives.
I hate my friends
My heart dropped.
Dead men tell no tales
Just what I been waiting for
You Killed It
Carefully he's a hero.
A legendary Florida man!
We all know that glare.
Kinda makes sense
Gotta go fast. Really fast.
might actually be true
Yes mom I'm good
*logic.exe has stopped working*
Harry's secret stash
Grandma’s butter container
this man has an IQ similar to that of the gods
The dreaded mantaur takes a shower