My leukemia afflicted father decided to pull an extremely expensive gag today by cutting open his saline IV bag and dumping green food coloring in it

I duck hunt a lot and found this to be pretty funny.

Someone has relabeled the dead battery container

Kenya: Are we the baddies?

Welcome to Texas where you can have every season in one day

When my girlfriend tells me a compliment

Spent too much time on this

We're all a little Irish today..?

“You carved my image into your own flesh as act of affection and admiration? Ok”

New sign above the kitchen doorway at my restaurant. Ha

This sign at Atlantis

What will memes look like in 2029?

Gotta earn it.

You should probably also tell her that the bullets will go straight through the fence and hit your neighbor!

I've got the big one at home

I can't find this one in the bird book?

Picasso didn’t age well.

1,000,000 iq

Karma god

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit

Seagles

Early detection saves lives.

I hate my friends

My heart dropped.

Dead men tell no tales

Pothole city

Just what I been waiting for

You Killed It

Advertising: 100

Old Timer

Carefully he's a hero.

A legendary Florida man!

Basic Biology

We all know that glare.

Speedrun

Kinda makes sense

Gotta go fast. Really fast.

Double pun.

might actually be true

Bobby Ross!

Yes mom I'm good

*logic.exe has stopped working*

Harry's secret stash

Grandma’s butter container

uwu

this man has an IQ similar to that of the gods

The dreaded mantaur takes a shower

Spider-cat

i don't know why!

This is my kind of food prep!

Getting in the spirit.

Best potato ever

Another one bites the dust

Clarence?

Oopsie

Armadillo problems

Frank is a genius

South Park really nails how I picture internet trolls.

Decoy

Happy saint Patricks day

Careful, he's a hero

From the Theoretical Physics Department ...

Happy St Paddy's

When a 2nd grader doesn't know how to spell "pennies"

What a brave man!

Clever boi

Marge

Little does he know...

Give em a pedestal and a bullhorn

Just a Interesting Board

I can't wait until we master space travel.

It seems like that now!

"Smell the fart" acting

That explains everything

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

frozen hispanic

Anon the agnel

I'm looking at you Michigan.

Spider bear!!!!!!

Rotate them ffs

He’s the Reason for the Season!

It goes a long way.

Got y'all your body ready?

That's one way to win a win

One for my boi

Furries, you know who you are

This wasn't part of the script

Well shit happens

Why is it so hard to get a straight answer?

The Link in me wants to use a bomb...

been there.

GOOD MORNING

Please don't

***ing rebel nails

thots trying to compete with robot waifus

What about Home Alone 2?

Thank you for getting laid

The master of puns

long sleepless nights

N'Sync?