Nobody will hear your fries for help

I felt this

Captain tiny arm

I left my to-do list on the counter, apparently my husband found it and added an extra task

I would totally fall for this

Becky got "unlimited data" so she's good.

Being a male nursing major

uhhh, groovy man.

Isn't that good to know?

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten

Your friendly neighborhood Deadpool.

When the server is down

i’ve done this so many times and i am not ashamed

The toilet paper was a nice touch.

"Can you paint Kanye West giving birth to Kanye West whilst Kim Kardashian feeds him Walkers cheese and onion crisps on a bed of Brie?"

PSA for parents with kids in sports

Eat organic

Throw your hands in the air!

Girlfriend squirted her make-up into a fine piece of art.

My sister’s latest photoshop creation.

He said Woody

Gang gang

good old fashion

My feelings about Hugelol being back up

This will never be not funny.

Expecting 15 cm of snow tomorrow :)

The tip jar at a local coffee shop

girls vs. guys

Couldn't have planned it better

Whatt???

Rear-view security

How to survive in the wild

why are captchas so damn hard

I re-watched the matrix and it hit me!

If you are called Dick, please don't use your name in a buissness title...

Even Chick-Fil-A is in on it

My wife’s first day back to work while I’m on daddy duty. She asked how he was doing and I sent her this...

The first colonists on Mars

Yesterday i saw a post about “Babies on board” stickers. Well here’s mine.

Randomly issued license plate .

Grab your crews and cruise on down to the theater

The watching dead

All designers can relate:

Say No to Steroids

nice to meet u too!

Can’t wait to see sausage squad.

What doesn't kill you make you stronger

I am a robot.

i'm sick of your shit, jerry

Thought that painting looked familiar...

happy spring

Damn you Ikea!

Paperwork is the Worst Part of the Job

In case you wanna go diving

It's Berry... Straw.. Berry.

German nail and Chinese hammer

Hiss-terical.

I bought my grandad a HUGE tub of his favourite chocolates and he emailed me this photo to tell me that he had finally finished them.

First date.

life hack

And they say Gillette is the best a man can get...

A roman Soldier walks into a bar...

Wasn’t expecting that

Couldn't chair less

All snakes aren't evil

Every time

We should be grateful for this meme site that is not hellbent on destroying its community and itself

Relatable

The note

momther***er

creepy umbrellas

The smoke, too.

"" Will continue to monitor ""

Prof

Jean Gay

My friends

Good ol’ Brits

why are you looking like that?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's gotta hurt

Our future is bright

Nice.

Doot Doot

She needs to be stopped

I can’t think of a title

Truly ahead of us

dim the lights please

He aimed for the head

Isn’t it ironic

Characters are going to rebel themselves now

So are you american?

If a man does it...

She made my day

Is Haiku a good name?

to prevent diarrhea

The worst betrayal of all

oof

Spreaadddd it

Same, Hans.

This one makes sense