This alien on CNN last night

I'm sorry, but you've got to beat the meat.

Slow down a bit... please

Bring me Han Solo

The look on his face makes me lose it every time.

Titties over titles

Displaying the inner truth

Why we give

Calm down David

so where is my bamboo

thanus

neat

Deeper than thanos

Definitely No.

Because looks can be deceiving

x2  

Handles

Facts

ironic

HCI..

Less cush-in for the push-in.

I don’t like you

It even happened to best of us.

Real boss

Puns fans?

Has Florida Man met his match?

Turkish Apollo Mission squad got back safe!

Wasp time

Ouch. Nevermind.

Anon is male

Spring time

#TrueShitposting

*cries in poverty*

Squids...

NOT GAY

pain

yeh

Soul mates

Anon likes chocolate

Super Dickman's thick NUTS

Everybody gangsta, till the tomatoes start walkin

Fleshbag Controller

My thoughts on the issue

madlads

I told you I'm sick

Today I celebrated the end of paternity leave with lunch at a local restaurant. My 4 month old daughter seemed a bit overwhelmed.

Over Here, Sarge

he's into that stuff

"5 lbs. isn't that much, I can definitely eat this burrito" he said, looking at the menu confidently. Oh how wrong he was.

Eat Like Kings

wait a minute! ALABAMA MAN!

The Cycle Of Medicine

Should i... mark this as mature?

248492

Finally found a worthwhile waifu

4x4=?

The people behind these questions

children's centrifuge

Only the best for me!

Just needed one more baby

The cats are always looking for revenge...

***ing Baggins

probably

Tran[s] [b]ad, facts and logic for[eve]r

Kyle can you not

A surprise to be sure

Hello. James are you available?

The Iron King

Our friend got fired today

a steal

Polluting our oceans

Should have worn a buttplug.

Haha, yikes.

Doggy knows what’s up

Just trying to get some directions here man wtf

Sweeeeeeeet... :D

Tim Apple

uwu

Thought this belongs here

Depressing

B O W L

ttttttt

For all you office workers

Don’t threaten me with a good time

oh no

Live, Local, Late Braking.

Theres something wrong with my dog

I don't know what they're talking about, that monkey looks gangster as ***

*beat drops*

A new challenger has arrived

Please do not feed the pythons.

Is this too dank?

Dammit Karen, stop taking pictures and help me!

How old is this dude?

Morning truth

BOOF

Stopimus Crime in action

It's a bird.

It cuts and you can cut on it.

The stuff you find in stock image websites..