Mama Didn’t Raise A Quitter

Taco 12 pack all day long

Well I guess it's me

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Genius comes from the most unexpected places

You will never catch me alive

Haha yes ;_;

NOT HOW YOU MAKE A GODDAMN BURRITOOOOOOOOO

Hardest game out there

Did they find a name for this phobia?!!

My cousin is a teacher, and posted this today

Hanging out with the kids

Husbands working late, wanted to spice things up.

No, I’m absolutely serious about this.

Why did they do her like that?

Did you get get the connection?

Yes your majesty!

Spotted at todays WonderCon

Not scary enough, but just as fleshy

Intelligence 101

Glad we did those shots at the same time

What is that vibration?

Potholes...?? Meh :/

wE dOnT dEsErVe DoGs

Either way, I'm never driving again.

The homework was “Draw your mommy.”

The biggest oof

8-bit cat

They cant win!!!!11!

Pablo Bearscobar

Daddy has enough acquaintances

The real terror.

Classy

so me lol

Ya all!

Troooooo

Man thats a lot of money

Oh my tools

This bruh lol

Steamed Hams: New Vegas

Polish vs florida

sbren

What a perspective!

Sensei cat

hebeleved

Fergus looks concerned for humanity

Sneaky one...

Big fan of Papa Johns re-branding.

yeet on women and minorities

Talented af

He looks so stunning

My New tshirt Came In Today!

This might be true.

When a movie takes place inside an airplane

You Deserve Better

Satan 21st century

Went to the San Diego Zoo last year and this was my favorite photo I took.

Noise Canceling Toilet

Dinosaurs were extincted!

This is way humans are awesome.

This turtle seems pretty pissed with all the trash thrown in the oceans

The anticipation is killing me

Faceboot

Anarchist

I smell whatcha cookin’

Purification,purification,party trick

Anon is smort

Helping a friend Awwwwwwwwww

Slight chuckle

☕ mmm. Perfect. ☕

Midterms got me like

nice weather we're having amirite

Day 12...the humans suspect nothing...

"I make you a good price"

Master squirrel

Exsqueeze if repost.

Alternative

My life's theme song

Didn’t work out really well, did it?

Give a little bit

anyone interested in higher education ??

The goodest

This alien on CNN last night

I'm sorry, but you've got to beat the meat.

Slow down a bit... please

Bring me Han Solo

The look on his face makes me lose it every time.

Titties over titles

Displaying the inner truth

Why we give

Calm down David

so where is my bamboo

thanus

neat

Deeper than thanos

Definitely No.

Because looks can be deceiving

x2  

Handles

Facts