Tinder announced a new height verification feature. I couldn't be happier

This is just a work of art

An Irishman walks into a bar...

In case there was any doubt...

Painting with shit

Throw it maybe?

Don't be late for meetings

I wood

Saw this on my pint today while out for dinner

pulled a little sneak on ya

thor but he has a regular hammer think about it

There is no way you’ll stop me from doing this

Level 1000000

Every. Year.

Flapping noises*

I fag... wait no

The infamous right turn

lovely wife

Karen is a cow anyway

As you watch her hammer back 108 beers

How we “unfriended” in the 80’s

Outstanding choice

Meanwhile, in the U.K.

Facts don't care about your feelings

Android 3000

May man...

Duolingo owl is not pleased

Good job school!

Just like my test :)

You son of a ***....

Not bragging but I just lifted 3 of these

What the shell are YOU looking at?

epic learning time

Onii-tan

You are terminal.

It's too late for me, im already working. But maybe not for you !

Alchohol

deep fried butter

An angry ray

Dungeon Football

That was close

Definitely a 9

*Laughs in American*

Maybe this is why they say ‘Never work with children or animals’. They’ll either steal the scene or shit all over you.

Huge fan of Lord Of The Rings glad I got to experience this. #myprecious

thank you big PP guys

Barely holding it together

Why tho? and in every video...

Thank you very much!

barista give me a .... depresso

something to clean up

oof big sad

When everyone is busy with smartphone...

Sink attached to the toilet, forming a perfect slide

Passenger instructions

The gift.

SuperFriends!

You best just move along now

A local theatre didn't get their endgame poster, so they improvised.

If you see a celebrity go to a different floor in your building just leave them a sign to stop by whenever they’re done with whatever they were doing.

They forgot the TV Tray

beautiful

Cheese death

when the DM gets mad the sharknado appears

It's in my resume

A Dog Meeting Pluto

V O I D

The law requires that I say 'no'

Dr. Fisher needs to grow up

See it’s easy

Baby Talk

If teachers were required to pack heat...

Cat just killed the guy

Anon bites

Conspiracy

74 is right out!

Killed it..

I'm glad that they made it clear

Don't be mad I pulled a you on you

The last generation

Sparks of joy!

Oooh golly gee gneueegh

Best leaf

Run while you still can

Got this in the mail today!

Interesting......

White husky + stick on mustache = comedy gold

It’s a sport my dudes

Make My Day Please

Tell that to the Doom Slayer

Wholesome UPS driver, look at those smiles :)

Smash bros and chill?

Right... They say...

Cat on campus

This is how mafia relaxes

You know who you are...

Imagine that actually happens to us

It's honest work am I right?

Re think vaccines

Ben does not approve