Give him an "A+"

You do you auzzies

My boss’s Kid wanted to snorkel, but didn’t want to do the snorkeling part.

ALLAHU AKBAR

Only in Florida.

But it was quick

9/10 doctors would agree

Sex is cool, lego star wars is outstanding

Wholesome, blyat

If you have been a victim of dog corruption call the authorities

*heart breaks*

me too

Who else do it

MARGARET!

Every Update

Say No!

Found this on Mastodon

society

got a lot of free time on my hands

Doggy school dropout

Now he's boned.

Check. Mate.

Get me my pipe dear

Red is the best color for a reason!

Willie getting the band back together

Wow, mesmerizing

It’s a CAT-CAT!

A Giant Bee triggered my security camera today. Must've been the size of a toddler

Selfie at the doctor's

all you all find this funny?

Airplane 2 is a gem

Spotted on the Autobahn

I’m not allowed back in urgent care

399 IQ

This tag on my daughter’s reusable swim diaper.

Houston, We have a problem.

Can’t help it.

From my favorite new comic creator

Anon drives a steamroller

I feel both pride and shame

Band announces world tour

Linda? Is that you?

(evoL)

I’m done

Love the British

human

Endgame ending leaked

Good thing I'm already married to mother Russia

not incest

Given declining record sales, how will Dire Straits make ends meet?

First encounter

He's after you

One of the better changing table graffiti

Deep fried windows meme

In my work room

Could be worse - WOB

We are all the same, almost all the same.

Wonder how it dies this time

Alabama

My 5 year old "mom why did someone draw scissors on the railroad bridge"

Don't let Star Lord help

Ants were spotted in our office restrooms. The ladies put up a warning sign on their door, so I responded in kind.

Hnnnngggg

Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.

Just a little cawmic

Different Moments Poolside

Anon has an idea

I spy with my little eye.

The Soviet Vietnam

Let it soak

vape

We all know it's true.

too relatable smfh

Don’t let the FDA fool you! Water is dangerous!

Y’all ever worked in retail?

Anon smokes weed

Disappearing Hand Trick

guys how do I escape my gay thoughts

I wanna die by an OD of pasta

Lent

Burgerception isnt real... it cant hurt you...

That about sums it up .....

Rip newbies in dark souls

And they continue to spread their dangerous propaganda

Cats on roomba

Title

i be rollin

I wonder if he knows Gary

ahora si

Atleast it's not c u m

*record scratch* "Yup, that's me, ya'll prolly wonder how did I end up like this"

here's some baby changing stall graffiti

It's not a big deal mom :')

Nice.

Cliff hanger

Sorry, just passing here

sir

My son bought a candy bar at CVS. I got a new tie!

Marco is a way of living

Florida man defeated....