My 5 year old "mom why did someone draw scissors on the railroad bridge"

Don't let Star Lord help

Ants were spotted in our office restrooms. The ladies put up a warning sign on their door, so I responded in kind.

Hnnnngggg

Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.

Just a little cawmic

Different Moments Poolside

Anon has an idea

I spy with my little eye.

The Soviet Vietnam

Let it soak

vape

We all know it's true.

too relatable smfh

Don’t let the FDA fool you! Water is dangerous!

Y’all ever worked in retail?

Anon smokes weed

Disappearing Hand Trick

guys how do I escape my gay thoughts

I wanna die by an OD of pasta

Lent

Burgerception isnt real... it cant hurt you...

That about sums it up .....

Rip newbies in dark souls

And they continue to spread their dangerous propaganda

Cats on roomba

Title

i be rollin

I wonder if he knows Gary

ahora si

Atleast it's not c u m

*record scratch* "Yup, that's me, ya'll prolly wonder how did I end up like this"

here's some baby changing stall graffiti

It's not a big deal mom :')

Nice.

Cliff hanger

Sorry, just passing here

sir

My son bought a candy bar at CVS. I got a new tie!

Marco is a way of living

Florida man defeated....

Found a picture of sponge_hitler

Translation 100

Growing up was so much easier in my time

How Aussie cops respond to a selfie

Only way to do it

It is relatable

Nightmare fuel

hope it's not a re, but haven't seen a wednesday post in weeks so here's one

I guess imma put it here

You can always trust the newspapers for facts.

gottem

It was at that moment i realized i screwed up.

Pay Up

Cats you know

Exercising is fun!

unfortunate sticker placement lol

Can't hear you haters, I got airpods

A, u pičku

Grandpa has rules too, okay?!

magikarp used splash

Effective deterrent

Avoid at all cost

As an Asian, I can relate.

It stays young forever

Felt cute.. might arrest someone later idk. Posted by Mineral Wells Police Department.

Who actually uses YouTube premium?

beats walkin

...results may vary...

He waits

1960s flying. Please place all babies in overhead storage, and enjoy your cigarette and steak sandwiches.

Don’t forget...

My new spirit animal

Feeling cute... Might arrest you later.

noone reads titles anyway

Endangered .

‍

Old man clippy!

Why you shouldn't take a selfie during the winter

Telekinesis

Someone worked very hard on this! Not me though...

@downudder: No

Heard a small ruckus, walked in to find my cats like this

Nice!

This absolute champion making light of his disability

careful

Pickles would work too js

and Vegeta too

"There was an idea." (Potential Re)

Charity in a snap

There’s no excuse when there is Stockholm syndrome!

Wife: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface.

We live in 2019 while this lady lives in 2077

Never change Colin

Anon and the holocaust

The note we left for the exterminator today.

the automatic timer got a shot of a man photobombing our family picture

Lol ok

Summer time!

c o m p o s u r e