*record scratch* "Yup, that's me, ya'll prolly wonder how did I end up like this"

here's some baby changing stall graffiti

It's not a big deal mom :')

Nice.

Cliff hanger

Sorry, just passing here

sir

My son bought a candy bar at CVS. I got a new tie!

Marco is a way of living

Florida man defeated....

Found a picture of sponge_hitler

Translation 100

Growing up was so much easier in my time

How Aussie cops respond to a selfie

Only way to do it

It is relatable

Nightmare fuel

hope it's not a re, but haven't seen a wednesday post in weeks so here's one

I guess imma put it here

You can always trust the newspapers for facts.

gottem

It was at that moment i realized i screwed up.

Pay Up

Cats you know

Exercising is fun!

unfortunate sticker placement lol

Can't hear you haters, I got airpods

A, u pičku

Grandpa has rules too, okay?!

magikarp used splash

Effective deterrent

Avoid at all cost

As an Asian, I can relate.

It stays young forever

Felt cute.. might arrest someone later idk. Posted by Mineral Wells Police Department.

Who actually uses YouTube premium?

beats walkin

...results may vary...

He waits

1960s flying. Please place all babies in overhead storage, and enjoy your cigarette and steak sandwiches.

Don’t forget...

My new spirit animal

Feeling cute... Might arrest you later.

noone reads titles anyway

Endangered .

‍

Old man clippy!

Why you shouldn't take a selfie during the winter

Telekinesis

Someone worked very hard on this! Not me though...

@downudder: No

Heard a small ruckus, walked in to find my cats like this

Nice!

This absolute champion making light of his disability

careful

Pickles would work too js

and Vegeta too

"There was an idea." (Potential Re)

Charity in a snap

There’s no excuse when there is Stockholm syndrome!

Wife: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface.

We live in 2019 while this lady lives in 2077

Never change Colin

Anon and the holocaust

The note we left for the exterminator today.

the automatic timer got a shot of a man photobombing our family picture

Lol ok

Summer time!

c o m p o s u r e

who are you?

I am crying

Ok, Mary Beth... ok.

Its growing....

It's about to get hot

the future is now

When someone asks "how's work?"

I think it is time to start a diet...

some doggy luke vets

We all wanna know how

Eres un tonto por traducir esto

politics aside, Israel is not a legitmate country

Found in a local Italian restaurant...

relatable

My school offers two different kinds of contraceptives

Look at hEr ha ha

Dog Detector

Boss is being summoned

Get to the Shoppa!

Get yr taxonomy straight kids

I love this show so much

Painful

Follow the instructions thoroughly

Ok, You are right :)

Vicious attack caught on camera

totally agrere

Can confirm that this works.

yes

My teacher sent this. His name is Robert.

Repeatedly baffled christendom by continuing to live

Wonder who's idea this really was!